Beijing Olympics 2008 Women

Taken from Mainichi Daily

Chinese women balance books on their heads and sheets of paper between their legs during an etiquette training class at a vocational school for the upcoming Beijing 2008 Olympic Games medal ceremonies' hostesses in Beijing, China, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2008. The polished young women practice proper posture by balancing books on their heads while squeezing a sheet of paper between the knees. The school the art of the perfect smile: one that reveals six to eight white teeth, a skill honed by spending hours in front of a mirror while carefully clasping a chopstick between the canines. (AP)

Is it just me, or are most of these Chinese women really freaking hot? Why are none of the Chinese women I know this hot? Do they just grow them genetically in labs and debut them at this time? I want a lab that can do that, but do it with a Nordic/Japanese/Russian/Indian/American Indian cross breed, then I shall create an army of tall athletic lightly tanned women who can belly-dance, are willing to do anything it takes and can survive in all kinds of conditions. THEY WILL RUE THIS DAY FOR ME! AHAHAHAHA!