200! 200th post! Wow! I'm lame

That's right, #200.



And for #200, I give you all Sunshine, released on Blu-Ray and DVD this past Tuesday, 01/08/2008. Pick it up, go watch it, expand your mind.

Norma is awesome still. I still hate my job. I'm still better than you. I want to create my own still. I'll still be singing this song. Oh bla de oh bla da, life goes on.

Mike: Thanks for your google-ness, websites, and information for the masses.

Vicky: Thanks for the job information et al, it is totally awesome and I am going to email you later on about it.

Amanda: Thanks for getting it on with several other guys behind my back and getting pregnant and having me pay for the abortion, and taking my barely used bed and taking my TV, and offering me sexual favors for money because you can't hold a job, and for making me finally realize what a worthless piece of crap you were so that I could move on to my Wife Norma after how you did me so wrong in so many ways. I'm glad I was able to cut communication with you completely after offering to take your old car off your hands so that in return you didn't have to give me back my bed, my tv, or repay the $11,489.72 you owe me for putting me so deep in dept trying to bail you out all those times.

Charter: Thanks for making so many changes that were very poor business decisions, but not enough to make me walk-out yet, so that I could keep a job and continue to pay off my above mentioned debts. Also thanks for introducing me to the Mrs. Washington in my life.

Jeff Ball: Suck it, xbox360 is so much more of a weaker system than the PS3, stop being such a damned fanboy and judge a product on it's merits and capabilities, not just the fact it has 3 exclusive games that look good on a VGA 720p output since the xbox, until recently, didn't even have an HDMI output, and only 3 TV's for $1700 have VGA 1080p capability, and most xbox360 games aren't 1080p capable. Don't even get me started on the wireless issues, or the red ring of death (Even Best Buys' 360 suffered from that.)

Jorge: Thanks for being who you are, but please, learn to take care of yourself better. Cleanup, mentally, physically and your surroundings. Don't dream of things you can't acheive, don't look at the $200k+ houses. Don't wallow in self-pity and in aspirations that this girl you love 12 states away is always going to be there. Either move to her, or have her move to you, or meet eachother in a mutually agreed upon area. Take care of yourself number 1, once you've accomplished getting your life in order, then you'll have a better chance at reclaiming happiness and consistency through all aspects of life.

Lauren: Thanks for being Norma's best friend, but please grow up and gain some intelligence. Sure, you grew up in Jersey, went to a prestigious school and graduated college and all that jazz, but that doesn't mean you have the brains and intelligence to accomplish certain things in life, or to win a game of Jeopardy. There is social intelligence, which you have a minimal amount of. There are book smarts, with you have a median amount of. There are specialized smarts, which you have an abundance of for this or that. Having specialized knowledge doesn't mean you're superior to others. Sometimes I wonder if you even realize that's how you act most the time?

Norma: You're hot. I love you. Marry me again?

Dad: You're hot, I love you, thanks for trying to raise me to the best of your abilities, it musta worked good enough because I've never touched any drugs or even smoked a cigarette, and have always tried to strive to reach my best in life and liberty and love. To give to those less fortunate than I. Jare helped out a lot in those developmental years I'm sure, but none of it would've been possible with out you.

HLGG: Hi Hot Lil Goth Girl from 2001, the one who rode around with me in my hearse on Halloween, thanks, that's all I'll say XD (Some of you may know the story, for those of you who don't, too bad, won't be told again)

Donica: Thank you for allowing me to come walking in on you and the toothless Wal-Mart guy having sex when I got off work early and wanted to surprise you with a gift, and then denying anything was going on when I came by the Gas Station you worked at later than evening when my friend Allan was out of gas and needed assistance. Also thank you for getting pregnant and not making me pay for the abortion. I honestly do wish you would move on and get out of that bad relationship you have with him. If you come across this site, please contact me so we can talk again and try to clear up some things that happened in the past. I want to be your friend, you were my first love, and I hope again we can be good friends like before we started dating.

Insane Clown Posse: I don't like your obsessive fans, but I love your jive man.

The Laughing Man: I concur.

HBO: Your shows aren't worth $90/season.

Showtime: See above.

Valerosa: Rule 35. (Urban Dictionary.com)

Macintosh: Your stuff is pretty, but I don't want to pay $2,000 for a pretty *nix GUI. I could build a Hackintosh for a lot less that'll vastly out preform most Mac Pro's.

Charterx2: Thanks for keeping me employeed, even though I rant and get angry at you all the time.

Allan: I'm proud you have managed to keep a consistent job and a living space and the payments on your car. Keep up the good work man.

Guitar Hero: Stop wasting my time, I could be practicing a real instrument instead of your shenanigans!

Mayor Abramson: Stop taking land away from people.

White people: Give me back my land. I don't want your money, I just want the land back. I agree with the Lakota who succeeded from the US.

Black people: Get over it, until my people get our justice, you can just sit back down. I don't demean your plight, just that things should be taken care of in order from oldest to newest, and in this land, my people's plight is the oldest.

Charterx3: Please stop changing your policies for the worse.

Jake: You're crazy.

Randy: Give me half of your sales so I can keep my job.

Charterx4: Stop hiring girls who keep hitting on me, I'm married! I'm not even that good looking anywho.

Amber: You suck, you jobless person who doesn't have to deal with work anymore for the time being. I want to not worry about going to work so I can get personal things done, but alas, I'm too poor.

Ashley: Thank you for treating me like crap

Other Ashley: Thank you for also treating me like crap.

Third Ashley: Thank you for not treating me like crap, but also thank you for being consistently inconsistent when you wanted to hire me for a photoshoot, then declined, then accepted, then declined, then stated you didn't want to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided you wanted to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided it was creepy, then sexy, then sexy and creepy. Next time I'm making you pay a retainer fee for each day you want to do it, and keep me from being able to to anything else those days.

Alice: Thanks for letting me take photos of you, they've received a real positive response from some other people who were looking to hire me, now if only I could make it out to LA and Chicago easily for them lol.

Hanna: Your blog amuses me, and it's one I can easily and consistently reply to things you write about.

Camron: d00d, you pwn, great shared feed.

Jen: You're annoying.

Michelle B.: You became a complete a-hole after you started entering the "Miss ________" contests, I used to be proud to call you a friend... Now I'm ashamed I ever knew you.

Tabitha B: You're kinda cute, but kinda disturbing, stop being a know-it-all though cause it's not becomming of you. Also clean up some, comming into work every day with a hangover and in sweats is not cute.

Tabitha E: You used to be my friend, but you changed, you're no longer the fun, loving and caring person you used to be.

Mr. Haire: You were cheated.

Brittany T: Even though I admitedly admit I would sometimes giggle and make fun of your face (I know I'm evil and I'm sorry lol,) you're still a pretty awesome and cool person, and without whom I wouldn't have stuck it through the TTM --> HSI retrain. You hould come camping and kayaking with us in July.

Rhonda: I'm still waiting for my captured firefly.

Warcraft: You stole too much of my useful time.

Amberx2: Stop trying to steal Norma away from me!

I have probably another 30 I could go through, but this list is long enough, and I'm tired after trying to write on it for two days. In closing on this 200th post, I would like to say Thank You to everyone I've ever known, becasue if I hadn't met you at the point I did, then none of this would even be possible.

Happy 2008 and beyond!