Dear Erin Keane

In your article about the cold and wet and wind, you state that Louisville wouldn't want to see your downtown in that wrap skirt after a strong gust of wind. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing your downtown and wet turf. We could turn you into our own Louisville branded Paris Hilton-esque socialite, replete with pantie and crotch shots in situations where we know you knew better than to wear this or that.

Now, speaking as the caffeine free God that I am, caffeine free diet coke is good. Caffeine is very bad for the human body, and if you go more than a couple days without it, your body will tear you apart. Fight the urge! Once you're caffeine free, you will feel healthier, lose weight, be happier, wake up on time and not feel groggy, etc.. Just Say No!

Finally, Ms. Keane, again I would like to re-iterate that yes please, I would like to see your downtown and wet turf, you can send pictures to wasituna+erin@gmail.com and I promise I won't expose you to the world, until you are as famous as at least Larry Birkhead, pre-Danilyn, and I can make money off it, kthxbaizors!