Ugh

So, from a friend who ran into Amanda so very recently, it is discovered that she is still talking smack about me, saying I did things with a girl who I worked with, who was seeing someone else who we worked with at the same time. I'm not truly fond of threesomes honestly.

1. Amanda and I had split up by the time this supposedly happened but still lived together, and she was out doing her thing and coming home late at night, coked up on God knows what.
2. Ashley was dating Chris at the time this all supposedly happened, and he was playing games with me on some instant messaging programs, mocking me, and I still have those chats saved somewhere with date and time stamps.
3. I never did anything with anyone while with Amanda, even when we broke it off. Unlike her, who was jobless most the time, not home a lot of the time I was, and I even found strange people sleeping on the couch some nights when I'd get home from working two full time jobs, while she was sleeping naked in the bed with the door wide open.
4. I couldn't afford to do things with other people, as I was paying the rent and all the bills.
5. If Amanda is so happy with her apparent new Fiancee, then why does she feel the need to still go on about me, The Great and Powerful The James?
6. Never trust a natural red-head.
7. Blonds really are much more fun.
8. FSM commands thee.
9. Ann Coulter is a freaking alien.
10. Your mom.

Thanks for your time, now you may go back to reading your Easter Sunday feeds in your underoos.