23 March, 2008

Ugh

So, from a friend who ran into Amanda so very recently, it is discovered that she is still talking smack about me, saying I did things with a girl who I worked with, who was seeing someone else who we worked with at the same time. I'm not truly fond of threesomes honestly.

  1. Amanda and I had split up by the time this supposedly happened but still lived together, and she was out doing her thing and coming home late at night, coked up on God knows what.
  2. Ashley was dating Chris at the time this all supposedly happened, and he was playing games with me on some instant messaging programs, mocking me, and I still have those chats saved somewhere with date and time stamps.
  3. I never did anything with anyone while with Amanda, even when we broke it off. Unlike her, who was jobless most the time, not home a lot of the time I was, and I even found strange people sleeping on the couch some nights when I'd get home from working two full time jobs, while she was sleeping naked in the bed with the door wide open.
  4. I couldn't afford to do things with other people, as I was paying the rent and all the bills.
  5. If Amanda is so happy with her apparent new Fiancee, then why does she feel the need to still go on about me, The Great and Powerful The James?
  6. Never trust a natural red-head.
  7. Blonds really are much more fun.
  8. FSM commands thee.
  9. Ann Coulter is a freaking alien.
  10. Your mom.

Thanks for your time, now you may go back to reading your Easter Sunday feeds in your underoos.

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posted by The James @ 3/23/2008 11:51:00 AM   1 Comments

13 January, 2008

Work time chats=weird...

Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
james james james
dont look at this chat
omg
look at the customer!
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
AHHH
stop
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
what no!
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
you're distracted!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I hate loooking at customers
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
QA!!! QAAA!!!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I'm beyond distratced by your bad hair
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
*GASP&*
*WHEEZE*
*DIE*
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
/smack
with a large trout
Truman, Jake A [7:34 PM]:
/keelover
with a large thump
Washington, James R [7:35 PM]:
/shoot with a flashlight burning laser of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Truman, Jake A [7:35 PM]:
/dang
Washington, James R [7:58 PM]:
hey, quick, give me something I can throw at you
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
Will you buy a couple beach balls for us?
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
we so need them
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
are we gonna start a team amsters volleyball league?
masters*
Washington, James R [8:27 PM]:
yes.
yes we are.
Truman, Jake A [8:27 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
I just told Amy as such
Truman, Jake A [8:28 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
Masters, Amy [8:28 PM]:
We can do that. IF we get balls for it that can't damage monitors, other hardware... people...
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
Think we can get howard to build us a volleyball sand box by the generator to accompany the super gym?
Masters, Amy [8:29 PM]:
Only if people agree not to wear underwear in there... or had you heard about that e-mail?
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
I... had not heard about that one...
Masters, Amy [8:30 PM]:
There was a female here who was working out in just a pair of shorts and a sport bra in there. Someone complained. So Howard sent an e-mail out forbidding people to wear underwear in the workout room.
Go commando or go home!
Truman, Jake A [8:45 PM]:
rofl
Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
I don't see you rolling on the floor
but at least you're laughing...
Truman, Jake A [8:46 PM]:
you missed it
i roll quickly
Washington, James R [8:47 PM]:
oh, dang
that's it, I'ma installing my own spy cams in here.
Truman, Jake A [8:47 PM]:
roll quickly, laugh quietly, that's my motto
just use the cameras that are already here
itll be great

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posted by The James @ 1/13/2008 08:48:00 PM   1 Comments

31 May, 2007

Funniest cybersex logs eva!

Don't have much time, leaving for work right now, but these are pretty damn funny!

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posted by The James @ 5/31/2007 08:17:00 AM   0 Comments

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