05 August, 2007

"How can it be my nic?"

Quite simply, if I say your network card is fried, it is. don't ask me how, especially after I tell you it's the same as if your lightbulb that worked 1,000 times before burned out when you flipped it that last time and it stopped coming on.

How many times do I have to tell you it can just happen?

How can you be in an auto-accident when you've started your car and driven it a thousand times to the same place before? It can just happen, your tire can blow, someone else can hit you. Get over it, things just happen.

What's that? You were walking and suddenly you tripped over your own foot and twisted your ankle? How did that happen? I KNOW I KNOW!!! IT WAS ME!!! I purposefully used my telekenitic mind powers to move your other foot in the path of your stepping foot. While I did this to you, I also did it to about ten million others at the same time. How? Young padawan, this is not information you need to know, these powers are from the Dark Side.

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posted by The James @ 8/05/2007 11:42:00 AM   0 Comments

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