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I am in need of money to avoid the IRS lawsuit and legal matters. I need now only... $250 total, but any lil bit helps, $5.00, $10.00 $5,000,000.00 ja know mon?

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I'm a lil teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my... HEY!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HANDLE AND WHY ARE YOU LICKING MY SPOUT!!! PERVERT!!!