Paris Hilton exposed!
In my many wanderings around looking for interesting things on the net, I decided to brush up on some of my Celebrity gossip rss feeds (Some of which can occasionally be seen on the new Google Shared Feed link under Accessories to the right,) and found out Paris Hilton either just doesn't care, is forgetful, or is actually poor but good at hiding it.
The following is taken from Paris Exposed.
As Paris Hilton was moving from one Los Angeles mansion to another mansion, the heiress beauty to the Hilton Dynasty, filled a 6,000 square foot storage facility with TONS of ALL her personal belongings.
And then - the unimaginable happened. Believe it or not, this filthy rich heiress failed to pay her storage bill of $208. After repeated attempts to contact her and collect their payment from Paris failed, the contents of the now Famous Storage Unit were auctioned off to the highest bidder. She didn't even show up to bid at the auction.
The Heiress lost ALL the contents and ALL the rights to everything in the Storage unit.
So this company bought up all they could, including various sex tapes, letters, drivers licenses, police reports, etc.. etc.. and since this property is technically no longer Paris' they posted it all online for the world to see.
This reminded me about our storage unit, no there are no sex tapes, just a couch, boxes of clothes, and other miscellaneous items, and our unit is 6x12. How the hell did Paris get a 6,000 square foot storage unit for a lil over 200 bucks, while we're paying 98 for a 6x12?? Why aren't there massive units like that around here for that same price? Shit, I'm not a celeb, I can't afford this much regularly monthly, I want to know why mine costs so much and hers doesn't with it being nearly 20 times larger?
Anywho, I'm hungry, need to clean, cleanup, and shave and shower and all that Jazz. Someone should contact me with something interesting, I got a whole other day left before I go back to work, thrill me people.
Labels: Paris Hilton, Sex, Storage



2 Comments:
I have a friend who owns a storage facility - I've already got an email into her to see if you're getting beat, or what you need to do to get the same rate Paris did. There is a direct correlation between the percentage of exposed cleavage and "opportunities", you know. Promotions, too.
Paris actually opted to simplify her life since jail and wants to try breaking into the fast food business competing with Taco Bell since it's been so lucrative - her first franchise is up in LA and has been launched as "Paris Hilton's Giant Taco Buffet". Whaddya think?
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