"Not enough bandwidth"

"I know what's in the ground, I surveyed it"

"Somethings gotta give"

"Charter has a monoply"

"Is that all you can do for me? Tell me I already have an order open for later today?? Well I don't be there buddy, they'll have to fix it themselves!"

Dude, shut the fuck up, you haven't called us but twice in the past 3 years, obviously it's not that important if you're only calling me. I don't care if it's really been down for 6 months, you are only now calling therefore you're getting the same treatment as someone who has been down only 5 minutes.

If you're so sure you know what it is, why don't you jockey up the pole and fix it yourself, install your own amplifier or run your own lines. What? You don't know how to do that? But I thought you said you knew what the problem was? LIAR! I AM CALLING YOU OUT MISTER! YOU'RE A LIAR!

As the story always goes, be nice to the person on the line, buy a product they offer, and you'll get the best service. Be rude and buy a product, you'll get get mediocre service. Be nice and don't buy anything and you'll get good service, be rude and don't buy anything, you won't get any service at all past the point blank truth that we won't fix your digital camera's issue with connect to your linux desktop. And no, our tech coming out to take a look at this won't do it either, since they're Cable technicians, who resolve... *GASP* Cable Line Issues!??!?!?



Don't forget about Justin Timberlake's performance on HBO tonight at 9PM Eastern time, call your cable or sattelite provider now!

I wish Pickle had an RSS feed so people could find out easier when I update that site, I know Youtube has one, but the video's I send from my phone have to be uploaded first to my computer then uploaded to youtube because they're larger than the 300k MMS limit. I think I shall go email pickle now about that :)