02 April, 2008

301 post

JAKE! ZOMG! MORE JAKENESS!!! AIIEE!!!!

Washington, James R [8:52 PM]:
Man, I totally pulled the plug on this PC lol
Truman, Jake A [8:53 PM]:
lol
hahaha
howd that work out for you?
Washington, James R [8:54 PM]:
awesoem
I was totally on a call
Washington, James R [8:56 PM]:
Jake! Jake! THE RAPTORS! They're over in the other pod next to you! Attacking Brian's team!
Truman, Jake A [8:57 PM]:
HOLY CRAP YOU'RE RIGHT
Truman, Jake A [9:38 PM]:
james
wake up
the raptors are upon us
Washington, James R [9:39 PM]:
ACK!
/die
I'll throw the nesting coaches at them
Truman, Jake A [9:39 PM]:
/phoenix down
Truman, Jake A [9:58 PM]:
james
wake up
the zombies are upon us
Washington, James R [9:58 PM]:
RAPTOR ZOMBIES!
Truman, Jake A [9:59 PM]:
raptor...and zombie....have the same amount of letters
coincidence?
Washington, James R [9:59 PM]:
I don't think so!@

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posted by The James @ 4/02/2008 10:00:00 PM   0 Comments

22 March, 2008

AHT

I have some concerns that don't appear to be getting addressed when I direct them to my superior.

In response to Mr. Kings email: Maybe we have a high AHT today because of incomplete installs where the tech just left the customer with the modem and told them they were good to go and to call in to us to get everything set up. Not only is this (and it happens way too often) causing distrust and annoyances with our customers, it's also doing the same to that field tech, or contactors, internal customers as well. Is it any wonder many customers all but refuse to upgrade if they have to have a tech out? Maybe also, there are some people working today, who for various reasons, really need to be off but can't afford to because they're either loose their job or they'll be out on much needed cash? Maybe someone has a family member in the hospital dying, but God forbid if they want to spend time with them, selling more products is more important to a company with a stock that reached less 90 cents the past week, and has remained under a dollar for the better part of a year?

We are staffed just fine if everyone works together, but where should our focus be? Amy telling her team to ignore AHT and do anything we can to get an RGU, corporate saying to lower AHT most importantly today, and get some RGU's while we're at it. Constant flip-flopping from one side to the next. Should I ignore who I directly report to and go with corporate and face insubordination and termination as Amy has stated such actions would be, by not following her words exactly?

This is the same supervisor who told me that working 12 hours didn't give me a 3rd break because it'd have to be 4 overtime hours, not a 10 hour shift with 2 hours overtime. Sorry bitch, but the law's the law, 4 hours=1 break, doesn't matter what format it's done in, just so long as it's straight hours.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Utah.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: King, Thomas
Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 1:24 PM
To: DL Louisville VAS Team
Subject: AHT on Weekends


Hello.



We understand there are staffing challenges on weekend. We also understand that customers sometimes wait to call us until the weekend. And in theory, we understand that this is a business with business needs.



Today I am being informed by Workforce that a very high ranking executive wants us to know that they are very unhappy about the high AHT today. I do not have an answer that they will find satisfactory. So please be efficient and give the customer your FULL attention. If I see anyone surfing, shopping or otherwise goofing off while they are on call, then I will have an answer for the Vice President.



“Well, our AHT is high because people cannot seem to stop playing games while talking to our customers.”



“AHT is high on Saturday because EBAY is much cooler than the customers and their problems”



“The WoW forums are just so lively on Saturday that I must participate! The customer still gets helped, but after I post about my Raid Group”



What sort of reaction do you think that will get? We have to start living up to the expectations. I cannot stress how much visibility we have on us RIGHT NOW



While you are here, BE HERE.

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posted by The James @ 3/22/2008 01:55:00 PM   4 Comments

10 March, 2008

Simpson V Villanueva on the Wii

Good times.

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posted by The James @ 3/10/2008 05:30:00 PM   1 Comments

03 March, 2008

Jaki Loves sales

Jaki stole my Shoe Carnival ad from Sundays paper, this was the following conversation after that.

Washington, James R [1:25 PM]:
Fyi, iffin's ju evar needz cupins from sondaiz papirz, dey bee en mi desk everie week.
Washington, James R [1:28 PM]:
oh, and Kohl's is having a BOGO sale on shoes through tomorrow, I got the ad for it here as well
Madonia, Jaki A [1:35 PM]:
ooo
i love sales!

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posted by The James @ 3/03/2008 08:11:00 PM   0 Comments

17 February, 2008

Too much bandwidth

60k uploaded per hour?

So Comcast has been secretly imposing bandwidth caps on their customers (Along with sevearl other providers I'm sure,) at around 100 gigs/month, and people are in an uproar? Look at the image above, this is why we're imposing bandwidth caps on you, because you're sending/receiving too much needless data. You don't really need to have all 87 seasons of Dr. Who downloaded in 1 night. When the lil old lady next door can't get online to check the email from her grandson, The Marine, sent from Iraq because of your greediness, I have no sympathy for you! AHA!

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posted by The James @ 2/17/2008 02:28:00 PM   0 Comments

12 February, 2008

I'm super, thanks for asking!

Washington, James R [9:19 PM]:
s...............UP........................er
Truman, Jake A [9:19 PM]:
oh man
i totally told her wrong than
Washington, James R [9:20 PM]:
than what?
Truman, Jake A [9:23 PM]:
than ten
Truman, Jake A [9:27 PM]:
notes from my last call
No Caller On Line - VAS - no caller was online, offered telephone

on the line*
i guess i should have put
Washington, James R [9:29 PM]:
lol
indeed.
Truman, Jake A [9:29 PM]:
i am the best employee ever

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posted by The James @ 2/12/2008 09:29:00 PM   0 Comments

Again, Jake FTW

Truman, Jake A [2:26 PM]:
oooh
ahhh
Washington, James R [4:47 PM]:
http://www.spock.com/api
Truman, Jake A [6:09 PM]:
cool
everytime i verify some info on spock, it's like i'm signing someone else's soul away
Washington, James R [6:10 PM]:
lol
Truman, Jake A [6:31 PM]:
i love the fact that we get to teach people basic reasoning skills
"so, one looks like a phone cord, that's probably not the power....and that other one screws in...power cords don't screw in generally....so since there's only one left it must be the power"

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posted by The James @ 2/12/2008 06:51:00 PM   1 Comments

10 February, 2008

Stupid people galore!

Truman, Jake A [2:52 PM]:
a VAS tech told a customer that that due to their firewall being on, they could only send information, not recieve, so it would help them with online gaming, because they could shoot the enemy, but couldn't get shot.


"What operating system do you have on your computer?"

"I don't know."

"You're a moron and I revoke your computer priviledges."

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posted by The James @ 2/10/2008 02:55:00 PM   1 Comments

More games




This is not condusive to a good learning experience when you're beyond the age of 4.

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posted by The James @ 2/10/2008 10:48:00 AM   0 Comments

05 February, 2008

oh jake jake jake...Ye silly poot

Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
"Have you had other customer's calling in today who's internet is slow?"

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
nope

Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
"Ma'am...i'm in tech support...i talk to dozens of people frmo all parts of the country every day. So yes...i have"

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
but I did stay at a holiday in express last night

Truman, Jake A [6:52 PM]:
"yeah but...is the internet slow? you people know that kind of thing right?"
"ma'am...the whole "internet" is not slow...."
"Well have you had peopkle calling in who are having trouble with their wireless today?"
"Ma'am...like i said...i work in tech support. that's all i truobleshoot...is people who's stuff is broken"
this world scares me james
these people are voting

Washington, James R [6:53 PM]:
Yes, they're voting for Clancy Jones.

Truman, Jake A [6:54 PM]:
who is clancy jones?

Washington, James R [6:55 PM]:
I don't know, why don't you ask your mom? OH!!! BURN! Although, it was a lame burn

Truman, Jake A [6:55 PM]:
*Sniffle*

Washington, James R [6:56 PM]:
I'm sorry, here's a cumquat to make up for my evilness.

Truman, Jake A [6:56 PM]:
cumqat!!!!

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posted by The James @ 2/05/2008 07:00:00 PM   0 Comments

03 February, 2008

New domain

Registered a new domain yesterday, http://www.wickedkittyz.com. Now comes the fun in determining what I want to use it for, etc.. Currently it only redirects back to my main site here being tsali.net. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to comment, and yes, while my host allows adult content, don't suggest anything adult related lol. Only do that if you have people who are willing to be in a shoot for free/minimal pay or already have content they're willing to share.

I could go anywhere with it, pr0n, lolcatz extreme, a comic strip, themed blog, etc.. XD

One of my favorite songs on Rock Band is Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive.

My shoulder hurts from sleeping on it wrong, stupid dislocating shoulder.

We had a discussion about Cloverfield at work, apperantly some people love it and others hate it still.

http://www.1234.com The Search Engine for Austrailians!

Created a Consumer Diary website for Jorge, Norma and myself, now if only I can convince people to use it *shakes fist angrily*

Please don't call and demanding something to be done when I don't even know the issue yet. That only entices me to do less for you than I normally would, and I'm notorious for do everything I can within support to resolve an issue.

How odd, a cold transfer for a new install of cable/digital and internet, they almost bought phone off me as well.

Wow, the superbowl is on today and I didn't even realize it.

I'm hungry right now.

There is a potluck, but I didn't bring anything, therefore I won't eat. I'd rather have VTO with my whole 5 calls since 11AM and go home and eat healthy. Not because I don't think people ar Charter can't eat healthy, I just prefer not to have others touch my food where I couldn't see the process of the cooking.

Truman, Jake A [2:36 PM]:
hehehehehehe
whoa
my font
changed
AHH

Washington, James R [2:36 PM]:
coolio

Truman, Jake A [2:37 PM]:
much better
my inner middle schooler just went crazy

Washington, James R [2:59 PM]:
"I have no dadadadadadadadadadadada" :/
guy so totally just told me that.

Truman, Jake A [3:00 PM]:
in reference to?

Washington, James R [3:00 PM]:
I don't know...
that's what makes it so perfect.


Brain hurts.

Yes your computer did have problems before installing CHSSS. If out of 3 million customers, you and 15 others are having issues with it not working properly, then odds are it's something within your system. Stop arguing a moot point. I will not back down. Additionally, no, there isn't an agent who has been here 10 years. I don't think Charter even has an employee who has been with them any where for 10 years.

I really need to bring my punching bag home, my disgust of these idiots is starting to become quite overbearing. I need a management job, not front line customer service. I'm vastly being under used.

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posted by The James @ 2/03/2008 03:46:00 PM   1 Comments

29 January, 2008

I'm lazy, but not too lazy

Took me over a year to go from post 140 to post 200, but in less than a month for 2008, I've accomplished 33 posts. It comes and goes I guess eh? Some months I'm a busy lil rabbit, other's I disappear completely for months on end.

DOUGH!

Seriously, some sort of doughy substance is wreaking havoc in a sewer system in Maine.

Oh, and I can't walk you through restoring you computer, again, for the nineteenth time, sorry. No, stop asking me, seriously, I won't do it. STOP ASKING ME! Stop it! No! You put your pants back on! I don't care what that mole looks like, I'm not a doctor! Well, I mean I am a La-uuuuuuuuuuuv DokToR, but not for you honey.. mmmm mmm, nu uh, no way.

O'Rly?

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posted by The James @ 1/29/2008 01:16:00 PM   2 Comments

Macintosh's

Please, do not get one if you won't learn how to operate it. Even my uncle, who didn't have a computer at all until within the past two years, took the time and effort to learn how to operate a Macintosh when we got it for him, so his issues with having viruses repeatedly would be resolved.

It's not that Mac's don't get viruses, it's just harder to get them.

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posted by The James @ 1/29/2008 11:55:00 AM   1 Comments

26 January, 2008

I know this..

I know I'm the third, fifth, eightenth person you've talked to, please don't tell me, as that's a moot point and has no bearing on the issue at hand. SHUT UP! I'll freaking stab you in the left ventricle if you don't stop telling me stuff that doesn't matter at all! ARGH! DIE DIE DIE!

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posted by The James @ 1/26/2008 12:46:00 PM   0 Comments

21 January, 2008

On that note

About how much charter blows, here's an addendum with a new policy change. Charter, world's worst cable company and tech place to work.



Hi folks,

Some of you may have already heard about this (smoking area gossip), but since I’ve been having trouble getting team meetings lately, I wanted to make sure you all got the news.

Effective 1/22, we will be changing the way we calculate our staffing. It will be based more strictly on the number of calls we expect to get. This is good news—we will be able to address anticipated queues faster.

As a result of this change, we will not be able to allow any break or lunch adjustments. We will be changing the “meets expectations” requirement in compliance to 95% as a result. This will give you about a 20 minute cushion each day, on a regular eight-hour day with no meetings or big exceptions. For ten-hour shifts, it’s 25 minutes.

Additionally, it may also mean that your breaks and lunches are not at the same time each day. It will be very important for each of you to check Aspect daily at the beginning of your shift. In some very rare cases, we may also have to move your breaks and lunches during the same day—if this happens, you will receive an e-mail. Thus, it will also be very important for each of you to keep your e-mail open.

I recommend that each of you set up a reminder for each break and lunch in your Outlook calendar, for each day that you work. Check your Aspect at the beginning of the shift, and move your break and lunch reminders so that they match the times you are scheduled. This way you get a pop-up reminder to take those as scheduled. Let me know if you need help with this.

What it means for me is that I can’t make changes to the length or start/end times of meetings and 1on1’s. I also have to have some things for you all to do in the event WFO informs me that I have to take people off the phones at a certain time. I will be working on a list of activities for this purpose—send me any suggestions you have.

Shoot me an e-mail if you have questions. I will cover this in team meetings and 1on1’s this week as needed.

Thanks,

Name Removed

So, anyone who has job offers for Norma or myself, please contact us ASAP at wasituna+job@gmail.com

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posted by The James @ 1/21/2008 12:59:00 PM   1 Comments

Charter blows

Three minutes, that is their fault and error. Three whole minutes, and they destroy your life.

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posted by The James @ 1/21/2008 12:38:00 PM   0 Comments

20 January, 2008

ARGH! Another day, another foray into ID10T errors

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
"There's no way I entered that key wrong!!! F YOU F YOU!" Does your key start out with cb79 ? "....................no...................." Then you entered it wrong

Brooks, Camron L [11:29 AM]:
lol

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
30 minute call over that.

"I need you to read me off the entire list of your add remove programs"

Can't you just tell me what I need to remove?

"No, because there are millions of programs out there that are anti-spyware/virus/etc.. therefore I need you to read me off this list."

Wouldn't it be easier for you to tell me what I need to remove?

"Not until you read me off that list"

Why not?

"Because I don't know what's on your pc."

Why don't you?

"Because that's your pc, not ours."

AOL toolbar, Aol Computer checkup, Google Toolbar, Limewire, Liveupdate, Internet Security 2006, Security Scan, Yahoo Toolbar is what she had on there

Brooks, Camron L [11:53 AM]:
good stuff
no bonzi buddy?

Washington, James R [11:54 AM]:
no, I wish though, I haven't seen that in years
an ex gf of mine had it, she loved it, I hated it, and broke up with her because of it.

Later that day:


"I would click on that, and these things would show up" What things, and where are you clicking? "These things on this thing I clicked"

Truman, Jake A [12:03 PM]:
lol
wow
thats really impressive

Washington, James R [12:08 PM]:
can I notate an account as stupid?

Truman, Jake A [12:09 PM]:
thats one of those "this is my last day at charter" kinds of things
if i could have my way, we would all get to rate customers, rather than notate accounts
Friendliness: 3 Stupidity: 8 Completely Inane Statements: 76

Washington, James R [12:10 PM]:
ohhhhh.. that's the most awesome thing I've read all week, and it's only sunday!

Still later:


Truman, Jake A [2:45 PM]:
lol
worst logic ever: "well the computer says it can't read the USB adapter. but the rest of the computers aren't ahving trouble reading it"
what is her POINT?!

Washington, James R [2:48 PM]:
her point is her pc can't read it, therefore she solved her own problem
it just hasn't dawned on her yet.

Truman, Jake A [2:48 PM]:
it hasn't

Even later:


Thompson, Brittany P [3:05 PM]:
lol
yea i have my credit card number and everything memorized
but hey, that's just me... apparently the majority of the population feels differently about keeping up with important account info
or even just important contact info

Washington, James R [3:07 PM]:
important schmeortant, it doesn't matter unless I can steal your identity
*Goes rummaging through your purse and pulls out his wig*

Thompson, Brittany P [3:14 PM]:
hmmm
i think they might notice you aren't me
i mean the likeness IS astounding, but there are a few subtle differences that they might notice

Washington, James R [3:16 PM]:
nah, no one would notice till they try to get me into bed

Thompson, Brittany P [3:17 PM]:
LOL

Later more:


Truman, Jake A [3:14 PM]:
WHATS IN THESE WAFFLES GIR?!!!!!!!!???????

Washington, James R [3:15 PM]:
Piggy.

Truman, Jake A [3:15 PM]:
ride the pig gir! RIDE THE PIG
oh man
i got invader zim on the brain
not good
"customer, your computer is crap. im gonna sing the doom song now...."

Washington, James R [3:30 PM]:
THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENING!

Truman, Jake A [3:31 PM]:
lol
"they gots peanuts and soap in em!"

See above:


Truman, Jake A [8:44 PM]:
rofl
you missed it again
dude you gotta work on looking quickly

Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
no
lame
lamesauce
LAMESAUCE!

Truman, Jake A [9:06 PM]:
that's me

Washington, James R [9:08 PM]:
ZOMG! JAKE JAKE QUICK! DON'T LOOK! QUICK! REALLY! DON'T LOOK! oh no.. you looked.

That is the jest of the day's conversations.

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posted by The James @ 1/20/2008 09:43:00 PM   0 Comments

13 January, 2008

Work time chats=weird...

Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
james james james
dont look at this chat
omg
look at the customer!
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
AHHH
stop
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
what no!
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
you're distracted!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I hate loooking at customers
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
QA!!! QAAA!!!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I'm beyond distratced by your bad hair
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
*GASP&*
*WHEEZE*
*DIE*
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
/smack
with a large trout
Truman, Jake A [7:34 PM]:
/keelover
with a large thump
Washington, James R [7:35 PM]:
/shoot with a flashlight burning laser of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Truman, Jake A [7:35 PM]:
/dang
Washington, James R [7:58 PM]:
hey, quick, give me something I can throw at you
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
Will you buy a couple beach balls for us?
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
we so need them
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
are we gonna start a team amsters volleyball league?
masters*
Washington, James R [8:27 PM]:
yes.
yes we are.
Truman, Jake A [8:27 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
I just told Amy as such
Truman, Jake A [8:28 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
Masters, Amy [8:28 PM]:
We can do that. IF we get balls for it that can't damage monitors, other hardware... people...
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
Think we can get howard to build us a volleyball sand box by the generator to accompany the super gym?
Masters, Amy [8:29 PM]:
Only if people agree not to wear underwear in there... or had you heard about that e-mail?
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
I... had not heard about that one...
Masters, Amy [8:30 PM]:
There was a female here who was working out in just a pair of shorts and a sport bra in there. Someone complained. So Howard sent an e-mail out forbidding people to wear underwear in the workout room.
Go commando or go home!
Truman, Jake A [8:45 PM]:
rofl
Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
I don't see you rolling on the floor
but at least you're laughing...
Truman, Jake A [8:46 PM]:
you missed it
i roll quickly
Washington, James R [8:47 PM]:
oh, dang
that's it, I'ma installing my own spy cams in here.
Truman, Jake A [8:47 PM]:
roll quickly, laugh quietly, that's my motto
just use the cameras that are already here
itll be great

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posted by The James @ 1/13/2008 08:48:00 PM   1 Comments

200! 200th post! Wow! I'm lame



That's right, #200.



And for #200, I give you all Sunshine, released on Blu-Ray and DVD this past Tuesday, 01/08/2008. Pick it up, go watch it, expand your mind.

Norma is awesome still. I still hate my job. I'm still better than you. I want to create my own still. I'll still be singing this song. Oh bla de oh bla da, life goes on.

Mike: Thanks for your google-ness, websites, and information for the masses.

Vicky: Thanks for the job information et al, it is totally awesome and I am going to email you later on about it.

Amanda: Thanks for getting it on with several other guys behind my back and getting pregnant and having me pay for the abortion, and taking my barely used bed and taking my TV, and offering me sexual favors for money because you can't hold a job, and for making me finally realize what a worthless piece of crap you were so that I could move on to my Wife Norma after how you did me so wrong in so many ways. I'm glad I was able to cut communication with you completely after offering to take your old car off your hands so that in return you didn't have to give me back my bed, my tv, or repay the $11,489.72 you owe me for putting me so deep in dept trying to bail you out all those times.

Charter: Thanks for making so many changes that were very poor business decisions, but not enough to make me walk-out yet, so that I could keep a job and continue to pay off my above mentioned debts. Also thanks for introducing me to the Mrs. Washington in my life.

Jeff Ball: Suck it, xbox360 is so much more of a weaker system than the PS3, stop being such a damned fanboy and judge a product on it's merits and capabilities, not just the fact it has 3 exclusive games that look good on a VGA 720p output since the xbox, until recently, didn't even have an HDMI output, and only 3 TV's for $1700 have VGA 1080p capability, and most xbox360 games aren't 1080p capable. Don't even get me started on the wireless issues, or the red ring of death (Even Best Buys' 360 suffered from that.)

Jorge: Thanks for being who you are, but please, learn to take care of yourself better. Cleanup, mentally, physically and your surroundings. Don't dream of things you can't acheive, don't look at the $200k+ houses. Don't wallow in self-pity and in aspirations that this girl you love 12 states away is always going to be there. Either move to her, or have her move to you, or meet eachother in a mutually agreed upon area. Take care of yourself number 1, once you've accomplished getting your life in order, then you'll have a better chance at reclaiming happiness and consistency through all aspects of life.

Lauren: Thanks for being Norma's best friend, but please grow up and gain some intelligence. Sure, you grew up in Jersey, went to a prestigious school and graduated college and all that jazz, but that doesn't mean you have the brains and intelligence to accomplish certain things in life, or to win a game of Jeopardy. There is social intelligence, which you have a minimal amount of. There are book smarts, with you have a median amount of. There are specialized smarts, which you have an abundance of for this or that. Having specialized knowledge doesn't mean you're superior to others. Sometimes I wonder if you even realize that's how you act most the time?

Norma: You're hot. I love you. Marry me again?

Dad: You're hot, I love you, thanks for trying to raise me to the best of your abilities, it musta worked good enough because I've never touched any drugs or even smoked a cigarette, and have always tried to strive to reach my best in life and liberty and love. To give to those less fortunate than I. Jare helped out a lot in those developmental years I'm sure, but none of it would've been possible with out you.

HLGG: Hi Hot Lil Goth Girl from 2001, the one who rode around with me in my hearse on Halloween, thanks, that's all I'll say XD (Some of you may know the story, for those of you who don't, too bad, won't be told again)

Donica: Thank you for allowing me to come walking in on you and the toothless Wal-Mart guy having sex when I got off work early and wanted to surprise you with a gift, and then denying anything was going on when I came by the Gas Station you worked at later than evening when my friend Allan was out of gas and needed assistance. Also thank you for getting pregnant and not making me pay for the abortion. I honestly do wish you would move on and get out of that bad relationship you have with him. If you come across this site, please contact me so we can talk again and try to clear up some things that happened in the past. I want to be your friend, you were my first love, and I hope again we can be good friends like before we started dating.

Insane Clown Posse: I don't like your obsessive fans, but I love your jive man.

The Laughing Man: I concur.

HBO: Your shows aren't worth $90/season.

Showtime: See above.

Valerosa: Rule 35. (Urban Dictionary.com)

Macintosh: Your stuff is pretty, but I don't want to pay $2,000 for a pretty *nix GUI. I could build a Hackintosh for a lot less that'll vastly out preform most Mac Pro's.

Charterx2: Thanks for keeping me employeed, even though I rant and get angry at you all the time.

Allan: I'm proud you have managed to keep a consistent job and a living space and the payments on your car. Keep up the good work man.

Guitar Hero: Stop wasting my time, I could be practicing a real instrument instead of your shenanigans!

Mayor Abramson: Stop taking land away from people.

White people: Give me back my land. I don't want your money, I just want the land back. I agree with the Lakota who succeeded from the US.

Black people: Get over it, until my people get our justice, you can just sit back down. I don't demean your plight, just that things should be taken care of in order from oldest to newest, and in this land, my people's plight is the oldest.

Charterx3: Please stop changing your policies for the worse.

Jake: You're crazy.

Randy: Give me half of your sales so I can keep my job.

Charterx4: Stop hiring girls who keep hitting on me, I'm married! I'm not even that good looking anywho.

Amber: You suck, you jobless person who doesn't have to deal with work anymore for the time being. I want to not worry about going to work so I can get personal things done, but alas, I'm too poor.

Ashley: Thank you for treating me like crap

Other Ashley: Thank you for also treating me like crap.

Third Ashley: Thank you for not treating me like crap, but also thank you for being consistently inconsistent when you wanted to hire me for a photoshoot, then declined, then accepted, then declined, then stated you didn't want to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided you wanted to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided it was creepy, then sexy, then sexy and creepy. Next time I'm making you pay a retainer fee for each day you want to do it, and keep me from being able to to anything else those days.

Alice: Thanks for letting me take photos of you, they've received a real positive response from some other people who were looking to hire me, now if only I could make it out to LA and Chicago easily for them lol.

Hanna: Your blog amuses me, and it's one I can easily and consistently reply to things you write about.

Camron: d00d, you pwn, great shared feed.

Jen: You're annoying.

Michelle B.: You became a complete a-hole after you started entering the "Miss ________" contests, I used to be proud to call you a friend... Now I'm ashamed I ever knew you.

Tabitha B: You're kinda cute, but kinda disturbing, stop being a know-it-all though cause it's not becomming of you. Also clean up some, comming into work every day with a hangover and in sweats is not cute.

Tabitha E: You used to be my friend, but you changed, you're no longer the fun, loving and caring person you used to be.

Mr. Haire: You were cheated.

Brittany T: Even though I admitedly admit I would sometimes giggle and make fun of your face (I know I'm evil and I'm sorry lol,) you're still a pretty awesome and cool person, and without whom I wouldn't have stuck it through the TTM --> HSI retrain. You hould come camping and kayaking with us in July.

Rhonda: I'm still waiting for my captured firefly.

Warcraft: You stole too much of my useful time.

Amberx2: Stop trying to steal Norma away from me!

I have probably another 30 I could go through, but this list is long enough, and I'm tired after trying to write on it for two days. In closing on this 200th post, I would like to say Thank You to everyone I've ever known, becasue if I hadn't met you at the point I did, then none of this would even be possible.

Happy 2008 and beyond!

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posted by The James @ 1/13/2008 06:47:00 PM   6 Comments

08 January, 2008

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