Parents 10 commandments for 2008

1. Do not let your children talk to you in a demeaning way, especially when they use cursewords doing it.
2. Do not let them password protect their computer and not let you know it.
3. Do not back down from them when they're confronting you and getting in your face over you trying to wake them up at 3pm in the afternoon to get the password from #2, especially if they're jobless and are only on a computer using P2P programs all day long (Or warcrafting.)
4. Do not let them use myspace.com if they're under 16, xpeeps.com (The pr0n industrys' myspace) if they're under 18 (21 in some areas,) and keep a lookout for sites like xtube.com and pornotube.com (YAY FREE pr0n!)
5. Make them watch Disney's Goofy Driving Lessons cartoons when they're learning how to drive.
6. Yes people are out to get your children online, no you aren't crazy for wanting to protect them, yes you are annoying when you demand that I do it all for you, yes this would cost you around $150 for in house support from a pc pro, no you aren't paying me to do that much for you. So don't give me heck when I don't have the answers for you.
7. Do not give your child a cellphone until they've had their drivers license for a year, and then, only give them one that can dial 911 or your number, and no text messaging. Also make sure it doesn't have a camera on it.
8. You don't want to know what your kids are doing with that webcam and their IM's. So don't ever give your kids a webcam.
9. If you don't keep up with technology yourself, especially that which your children know and love, you will have many misunderstandings with catastrophic consequences.
10. Don't let your children study in America

"It's your PC"

Ugh..

Okay..

Yeah..

I keep saying this, but no one listens...

If I say it's your PC, it's your PC. Don't sit on the phone and argue with me about it or ask "What if I do this, what if I do that?" Because it doesn't matter what you do, unless what you do gets you online. Once it's a PC issue, it's out of my hands, I can not advise you on what to do next. Yeah, sure, I most likely know what you need to do next, but Charter doesn't train me on this, therefore if I am wrong, or something else happens because of what I told you to do, Charter can be held liable. Not only by the consumer.. The Consumer is you, duh.. But also by Microsoft and/or your PC manufactuer.

But on the other end, if my lead is so stupid that they don't pay attention to what I'm saying about the "421 Service Not Available Connection to Host Lost" error message coming on the command prompt and from a telnet session, that they keep saying it's an outlook issue, then I understand your want and/or need to come shoot us all Mr. NRA Charter Customer.

Oh hey, btw... Hummers are not offroad vehicles, they're meant for the long haul on flat surfaces, or some minor sand dune, plus they are easily destroyed with the generic consumer model.



Lol'ed, burned.

I was considering going out of town every other week on Tuesday-Thursday, since I have those days off, and since financially I'm starting to become more secure, I can afford an extra tank of gas to go out of town to relieve stress. The fortunate thing about this is, that since I use Blogger (owned by the great God Google,) Prais Google, I can upload pictures, video, and posts while on the road. So when I'm outs and abouts, yous alls can enjoy in my moments of rapture as well :D No, no porn, no nudes of Norma, other people I meet along the way, or of myself, sorry to disapppoint.... myself.... muahaha. ha. ah...ahhh... CHOOO!

People here in the 'Ville are too prude. We think we're setting the pace and advancement of art and librelism and faith and so on and so on, but it all comes down to the same old thing all the time. We think we're pushing the envelope but if there's nakedness in any way or defiling the Church or Chrisitananity then God forbid it's shown in Louisville. We're lucky we even have a half-assed pathetic Tattoo Convention and that Easy Rider's comes here at all. Meanwhile places like Miami and Las Vegas and Chicago and LA and Atlanta etc.. etc.. hold Sex conventions, AVN award shows, Fetish conventions and so on. I'm not saying I'd go myself, but I would heavily promote it as an expression of ones self to want to flaunt it, not matter how ugly or stupid it is, but knowing the 'Ville here, someting like that will never officially take place.

Yet, I'll look at Craigslist personal adds and I see where people get hotel rooms and advertise an Orgy here, a whipping session there, and other things I don't care to mention here. I bet if something like this would take place in Louisville officially, then there would be a lot of people who would love to go, but not many would since they don't want to appear "Odd and perverted" to their friends and family, thusly causing any such convention to fail. I personally would go just to meet n greet and get to know and what not, but I wouldn't buy anything, do you kno whow expensive sex things are??? ZOMG!!! Just check out Adam & Eve if you don't know what I'm talking about, everything in the sex biz is muy expensivo!

It has recently come to my attention that a Mr. Michael is not longer at Charter as well, go team TTM!

I feel like BBQ'ed Quail tonight.

Anywho, end of my shift now, ciao till I get home my niggas!

Leaders need apathy too!

I was working here the other day, and the above picture courtesy Fred Nurk, suddenly made 185% sense.



Maybe I should just start being apathetic towards my customers, both internally and externally. Go Me! Bow down to me! Repsect Thy Masta!

I was browsing around the intargnats the other day, and some friends of mine in NC who are involved with an adult myspace type site (So adult, you almost feel seedy for browsing it http://www.xpeeps.com) and they pointed me in the direction of a direct competitor for their http://www.pornotube.com site called http://www.xtube.com . I asked them why, if they already were using Xblank names, why they didn't think of xtube or xporn or something like that first lol, they said "I know, we so should have!" we then proceeded to kill eachother in warcraft some more. FOR THE HORDE!

This Shrek cup sitting in front of me is disturbing me.

Justin Timberlake Futuresex/Loveshow Labor Day 9/3 Monday/9PM call your cable or satellite provider now to order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cause Justin Timberlake is kinda sexy.

Porn>Calenders

If you're datebook/calendar, that contains references to everything in your life, that dictates everything that you do in your existence. If this is only available in an online form, then it's you're own damn fault for not knowing your availability to have a tech come out.

Google Calender is a good system I admit, and so are several hundred others, but if everything to do is completely dictated by that, then you just need to go DIAF. I organize my plans and life events and bills using an online calender, but I also have a paper backup. In addition I just flat out know when I'm available and not available to do events, functions, parties, cheezits and Zaboomafu.

Local bigots close adult oriented book store.

How sad that you must spend your whole life trying to close something down that the majority of people want open. Why don't you just go back to your non-sexual wife, or go molest that boy in the choir that you know you've had the urges to do since he was 3 years old.

Besides, you shut this down, people who buy from that store will just bring their business, including gas purchases and food, to another part of town, or not even bother to leave the house and just shop exclusively online. So by closing this one place down, who are you really hurting? Not the one you shut down since they can easily go and sell their wares online or open in another location more accepting of those who choose to purchase items to "enhance" their personal lives. Instead, those of you who are stand up right-winged Christians or extreme left-wing feminists, I have to tell ya, this whole scheme of yours is actually hurting the surrounding businesses.

Downlading really does incourage?? WHAT???

Are child porn viewers more likely to commit molestation?

Based on this study, that several people are trying to get rushed to publication anywhere they can, 80 somewhat percent of people who view child porn are also molesters at some point as well.

I beg to differ.

I have seen child porn, but only because when I do a search on a P2P network, I put in generalized search terms, then select all results and then download all results. After I've downloaded, I remove the items that are in distaste, or did not match what I was looking for.

I'm not saying I put in terms like "MILF" or "ANAL WITH WII CONTROLLER," I quite literally put in "Soccer," "Brazil," or even "Japan." Many of which will return videos/images of exactly what I typed in, but a few, based on how child pornographers label their images/videos any more, will return child porn.

Since I've seen these types of images, (and mind you I have seen more naked people/children at the beach as parents change them in a rather distasteful way in public, and many even let their children run around without clothes on at all) does that mean I am going to go find the nearest child and fondle them? Fuck no. All it means is I need to be more specific about what I search for. Instead of Soccer, I'll have to search for "That black and white soccer ball with the sexy David Beckam and other players who use their feet and heads to score goals on a large field and that the refs use yellow and red flags on and seem to act kinda faggish when they raise their arms with the flags but are by no means gay."

But I guess since I have seen some images in the past of children naked, including the pictures many parents take of their children playing with soap suds in the bath or running around the house chasing the dog in a cute way, then according to this study I will molest a child guaranteed. Tell you what, I'll go do it right now... There, I molested my own testicles, the youngest child possible since they're still sperms and have yet to enter a fallopian tube to attempt to impregnate an egg from Norma. If this sounded ludicrous to you, then this overall study should be just the same.

Now, by no means am I attempting to protect child molesters or pornographers, I'm merely trying to protect individual rights. This type of study is along the same lines as saying anyone who wears a turban is a terrorist associated with Al-Qeada. Do we not remember that even traditionalist Cherokee's wear turbans as well? What about Ninjas? They wear cloth wrapped around their heads too! While we're at it, bikers, pirates, and the cool hipster chicks in Hollywood (Paris Hilton) who wear bandannas! AHH!!! PARIS HILTON IS A CHILD MOLESTER AND A TERRORIST BECAUSE SHE WEARS CLOTH ON HER HEAD!!!

Let's see here now.. Oh yeah, anywho who owns a guitar must be a rockstar and can play awesomely well. Anyone with a hand masturbates. If you go swimming in the ocean then you will be eaten by a shark. Planes can't fly because it's against the law of gravity. And lastly, there is no such thing as AIDS.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled government mind controlling sessions.