24 June, 2006

Solutions to scary things

Monsters under the bed, watch out, cause we now have a Monster Nightlight!



how wonderful is that? Absolutely wonderful, so wonderful, I think I'll get up several times a night just to make sure there are no monsters, to use the bathroom and avoid stubbing my toes, and then to just enjoy the nice blue glow.

Powered by 14 super bright LEDs, with a life span of up to ten years, it's going to last long enough till those pesky children of yours no longer fear the monsters under the bed, but the monsters at school, and hiding in their closets with video cameras and hidden webcams in the shower, and those on MySpace.

If those monsters don't stay away, you can always invite them to have a drink with you with a nice bottle of Pizza Vino Pinot Noir or Cabernet Sauvignon.

posted by The James @ 6/24/2006 12:15:00 PM   0 Comments

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