Chicken dance?

No, you're not being funny when you say "You're making your customers do a chicken dance, I'm not being facetious here" When you say things like that, it'll immediately regurgitate a reaction of disdain from the person you are speaking with.

If we ask you to do something, a simple reply of "Okay" will work, we don't need to know you've done it a million times already with the automated system, because when we have you do it, we are checking into things on our end with the modem offline completely. If we ask you to bypass your router, please let us know you're on VOIP so we can tell you to call back when you've bypassed it and gotten a real phone line. You know, there is a reason you're paying only 24.95 for Vonage and have faith in the fact their piggy-backing across other companies and really have no liability in any issues you will have with the quality of your phone service.

Wrestling is not fake, it's pre-planned.

Detective Goren on Law & Order: CSI is hot.

I've applied for CB, I'm scheduled for an interview on Wednesday, I am coming in on my day off to do this. I just hope I can get Tuesday-Thursday off as well, I like working weekends.

Do not, under any circumstance, call the female representitive that you are talking to on the phone a "Fucking Cunt." She knows more about a DNS-A Client table than you know about how to hit the power button and can even rebuild your carbouretor on your 69 Camaro. In addtion, she now knows the last four of your social, has your credit card information, name and address, phone number and date of birth. So when you start getting those penis pumps and viagra's in the mail, and an FBI agent knocking at your door for the kiddy porn and unsolicited calls on an unsecure line to terrorist groups, just think about how you could've been a nicer person to others.

Windows Live is a hell of a lot better on Windows Mobile phones than Google maps. Better directions, better resources, better listings and contact info, bettter mapping. Many many things are so much more complient with it. Come on Google, get with the program for mobile pc phones. I need my Google! Praise Google.

"I demand that you put you massive piece of hard wood in my hands right now!!" I love wrestling :D