ARGH! Another day, another foray into ID10T errors

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
"There's no way I entered that key wrong!!! F YOU F YOU!" Does your key start out with cb79 ? "....................no...................." Then you entered it wrong

Brooks, Camron L [11:29 AM]:
lol

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
30 minute call over that.

"I need you to read me off the entire list of your add remove programs"

Can't you just tell me what I need to remove?

"No, because there are millions of programs out there that are anti-spyware/virus/etc.. therefore I need you to read me off this list."

Wouldn't it be easier for you to tell me what I need to remove?

"Not until you read me off that list"

Why not?

"Because I don't know what's on your pc."

Why don't you?

"Because that's your pc, not ours."

AOL toolbar, Aol Computer checkup, Google Toolbar, Limewire, Liveupdate, Internet Security 2006, Security Scan, Yahoo Toolbar is what she had on there

Brooks, Camron L [11:53 AM]:
good stuff
no bonzi buddy?

Washington, James R [11:54 AM]:
no, I wish though, I haven't seen that in years
an ex gf of mine had it, she loved it, I hated it, and broke up with her because of it.

Later that day:

"I would click on that, and these things would show up" What things, and where are you clicking? "These things on this thing I clicked"

Truman, Jake A [12:03 PM]:
lol
wow
thats really impressive

Washington, James R [12:08 PM]:
can I notate an account as stupid?

Truman, Jake A [12:09 PM]:
thats one of those "this is my last day at charter" kinds of things
if i could have my way, we would all get to rate customers, rather than notate accounts
Friendliness: 3 Stupidity: 8 Completely Inane Statements: 76

Washington, James R [12:10 PM]:
ohhhhh.. that's the most awesome thing I've read all week, and it's only sunday!

Still later:

Truman, Jake A [2:45 PM]:
lol
worst logic ever: "well the computer says it can't read the USB adapter. but the rest of the computers aren't ahving trouble reading it"
what is her POINT?!

Washington, James R [2:48 PM]:
her point is her pc can't read it, therefore she solved her own problem
it just hasn't dawned on her yet.

Truman, Jake A [2:48 PM]:
it hasn't

Even later:

Thompson, Brittany P [3:05 PM]:
lol
yea i have my credit card number and everything memorized
but hey, that's just me... apparently the majority of the population feels differently about keeping up with important account info
or even just important contact info

Washington, James R [3:07 PM]:
important schmeortant, it doesn't matter unless I can steal your identity
*Goes rummaging through your purse and pulls out his wig*

Thompson, Brittany P [3:14 PM]:
hmmm
i think they might notice you aren't me
i mean the likeness IS astounding, but there are a few subtle differences that they might notice

Washington, James R [3:16 PM]:
nah, no one would notice till they try to get me into bed

Thompson, Brittany P [3:17 PM]:
LOL

Later more:

Truman, Jake A [3:14 PM]:
WHATS IN THESE WAFFLES GIR?!!!!!!!!???????

Washington, James R [3:15 PM]:
Piggy.

Truman, Jake A [3:15 PM]:
ride the pig gir! RIDE THE PIG
oh man
i got invader zim on the brain
not good
"customer, your computer is crap. im gonna sing the doom song now...."

Washington, James R [3:30 PM]:
THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENING!

Truman, Jake A [3:31 PM]:
lol
"they gots peanuts and soap in em!"

See above:

Truman, Jake A [8:44 PM]:
rofl
you missed it again
dude you gotta work on looking quickly

Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
no
lame
lamesauce
LAMESAUCE!

Truman, Jake A [9:06 PM]:
that's me

Washington, James R [9:08 PM]:
ZOMG! JAKE JAKE QUICK! DON'T LOOK! QUICK! REALLY! DON'T LOOK! oh no.. you looked.

That is the jest of the day's conversations.