02 April, 2008

301 post

JAKE! ZOMG! MORE JAKENESS!!! AIIEE!!!!

Washington, James R [8:52 PM]:
Man, I totally pulled the plug on this PC lol
Truman, Jake A [8:53 PM]:
lol
hahaha
howd that work out for you?
Washington, James R [8:54 PM]:
awesoem
I was totally on a call
Washington, James R [8:56 PM]:
Jake! Jake! THE RAPTORS! They're over in the other pod next to you! Attacking Brian's team!
Truman, Jake A [8:57 PM]:
HOLY CRAP YOU'RE RIGHT
Truman, Jake A [9:38 PM]:
james
wake up
the raptors are upon us
Washington, James R [9:39 PM]:
ACK!
/die
I'll throw the nesting coaches at them
Truman, Jake A [9:39 PM]:
/phoenix down
Truman, Jake A [9:58 PM]:
james
wake up
the zombies are upon us
Washington, James R [9:58 PM]:
RAPTOR ZOMBIES!
Truman, Jake A [9:59 PM]:
raptor...and zombie....have the same amount of letters
coincidence?
Washington, James R [9:59 PM]:
I don't think so!@

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posted by The James @ 4/02/2008 10:00:00 PM   0 Comments

17 February, 2008

Vista doesn't like change

Per Jake again:

Truman, Jake A [1:01 PM]:
windows vista is idiotic. "the network settings saved, do not match the network" SO GIVE AN OPTION TO CHANGE THEM DUH! i mean seriously....who wrote that error message and thought "oh yeah...this is helpful...this is a great idea....because vista's settings should never have to change...you should have to change the settings on the whole network! YEAH!"
it's an ordeal to change them, should you decide to do them. why not just give the option to change?! WHY?! WHY!?


How true that is. It is much simpler to change the network settings on the router than it is to change the settings on Wireless Zero configuration.

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posted by The James @ 2/17/2008 01:18:00 PM   0 Comments

12 February, 2008

I'm super, thanks for asking!

Washington, James R [9:19 PM]:
s...............UP........................er
Truman, Jake A [9:19 PM]:
oh man
i totally told her wrong than
Washington, James R [9:20 PM]:
than what?
Truman, Jake A [9:23 PM]:
than ten
Truman, Jake A [9:27 PM]:
notes from my last call
No Caller On Line - VAS - no caller was online, offered telephone

on the line*
i guess i should have put
Washington, James R [9:29 PM]:
lol
indeed.
Truman, Jake A [9:29 PM]:
i am the best employee ever

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posted by The James @ 2/12/2008 09:29:00 PM   0 Comments

10 February, 2008

Stupid people galore!

Truman, Jake A [2:52 PM]:
a VAS tech told a customer that that due to their firewall being on, they could only send information, not recieve, so it would help them with online gaming, because they could shoot the enemy, but couldn't get shot.


"What operating system do you have on your computer?"

"I don't know."

"You're a moron and I revoke your computer priviledges."

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posted by The James @ 2/10/2008 02:55:00 PM   1 Comments

05 February, 2008

oh jake jake jake...Ye silly poot

Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
"Have you had other customer's calling in today who's internet is slow?"

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
nope

Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
"Ma'am...i'm in tech support...i talk to dozens of people frmo all parts of the country every day. So yes...i have"

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
but I did stay at a holiday in express last night

Truman, Jake A [6:52 PM]:
"yeah but...is the internet slow? you people know that kind of thing right?"
"ma'am...the whole "internet" is not slow...."
"Well have you had peopkle calling in who are having trouble with their wireless today?"
"Ma'am...like i said...i work in tech support. that's all i truobleshoot...is people who's stuff is broken"
this world scares me james
these people are voting

Washington, James R [6:53 PM]:
Yes, they're voting for Clancy Jones.

Truman, Jake A [6:54 PM]:
who is clancy jones?

Washington, James R [6:55 PM]:
I don't know, why don't you ask your mom? OH!!! BURN! Although, it was a lame burn

Truman, Jake A [6:55 PM]:
*Sniffle*

Washington, James R [6:56 PM]:
I'm sorry, here's a cumquat to make up for my evilness.

Truman, Jake A [6:56 PM]:
cumqat!!!!

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posted by The James @ 2/05/2008 07:00:00 PM   0 Comments

03 February, 2008

New domain

Registered a new domain yesterday, http://www.wickedkittyz.com. Now comes the fun in determining what I want to use it for, etc.. Currently it only redirects back to my main site here being tsali.net. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to comment, and yes, while my host allows adult content, don't suggest anything adult related lol. Only do that if you have people who are willing to be in a shoot for free/minimal pay or already have content they're willing to share.

I could go anywhere with it, pr0n, lolcatz extreme, a comic strip, themed blog, etc.. XD

One of my favorite songs on Rock Band is Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive.

My shoulder hurts from sleeping on it wrong, stupid dislocating shoulder.

We had a discussion about Cloverfield at work, apperantly some people love it and others hate it still.

http://www.1234.com The Search Engine for Austrailians!

Created a Consumer Diary website for Jorge, Norma and myself, now if only I can convince people to use it *shakes fist angrily*

Please don't call and demanding something to be done when I don't even know the issue yet. That only entices me to do less for you than I normally would, and I'm notorious for do everything I can within support to resolve an issue.

How odd, a cold transfer for a new install of cable/digital and internet, they almost bought phone off me as well.

Wow, the superbowl is on today and I didn't even realize it.

I'm hungry right now.

There is a potluck, but I didn't bring anything, therefore I won't eat. I'd rather have VTO with my whole 5 calls since 11AM and go home and eat healthy. Not because I don't think people ar Charter can't eat healthy, I just prefer not to have others touch my food where I couldn't see the process of the cooking.

Truman, Jake A [2:36 PM]:
hehehehehehe
whoa
my font
changed
AHH

Washington, James R [2:36 PM]:
coolio

Truman, Jake A [2:37 PM]:
much better
my inner middle schooler just went crazy

Washington, James R [2:59 PM]:
"I have no dadadadadadadadadadadada" :/
guy so totally just told me that.

Truman, Jake A [3:00 PM]:
in reference to?

Washington, James R [3:00 PM]:
I don't know...
that's what makes it so perfect.


Brain hurts.

Yes your computer did have problems before installing CHSSS. If out of 3 million customers, you and 15 others are having issues with it not working properly, then odds are it's something within your system. Stop arguing a moot point. I will not back down. Additionally, no, there isn't an agent who has been here 10 years. I don't think Charter even has an employee who has been with them any where for 10 years.

I really need to bring my punching bag home, my disgust of these idiots is starting to become quite overbearing. I need a management job, not front line customer service. I'm vastly being under used.

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posted by The James @ 2/03/2008 03:46:00 PM   1 Comments

20 January, 2008

ARGH! Another day, another foray into ID10T errors

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
"There's no way I entered that key wrong!!! F YOU F YOU!" Does your key start out with cb79 ? "....................no...................." Then you entered it wrong

Brooks, Camron L [11:29 AM]:
lol

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
30 minute call over that.

"I need you to read me off the entire list of your add remove programs"

Can't you just tell me what I need to remove?

"No, because there are millions of programs out there that are anti-spyware/virus/etc.. therefore I need you to read me off this list."

Wouldn't it be easier for you to tell me what I need to remove?

"Not until you read me off that list"

Why not?

"Because I don't know what's on your pc."

Why don't you?

"Because that's your pc, not ours."

AOL toolbar, Aol Computer checkup, Google Toolbar, Limewire, Liveupdate, Internet Security 2006, Security Scan, Yahoo Toolbar is what she had on there

Brooks, Camron L [11:53 AM]:
good stuff
no bonzi buddy?

Washington, James R [11:54 AM]:
no, I wish though, I haven't seen that in years
an ex gf of mine had it, she loved it, I hated it, and broke up with her because of it.

Later that day:


"I would click on that, and these things would show up" What things, and where are you clicking? "These things on this thing I clicked"

Truman, Jake A [12:03 PM]:
lol
wow
thats really impressive

Washington, James R [12:08 PM]:
can I notate an account as stupid?

Truman, Jake A [12:09 PM]:
thats one of those "this is my last day at charter" kinds of things
if i could have my way, we would all get to rate customers, rather than notate accounts
Friendliness: 3 Stupidity: 8 Completely Inane Statements: 76

Washington, James R [12:10 PM]:
ohhhhh.. that's the most awesome thing I've read all week, and it's only sunday!

Still later:


Truman, Jake A [2:45 PM]:
lol
worst logic ever: "well the computer says it can't read the USB adapter. but the rest of the computers aren't ahving trouble reading it"
what is her POINT?!

Washington, James R [2:48 PM]:
her point is her pc can't read it, therefore she solved her own problem
it just hasn't dawned on her yet.

Truman, Jake A [2:48 PM]:
it hasn't

Even later:


Thompson, Brittany P [3:05 PM]:
lol
yea i have my credit card number and everything memorized
but hey, that's just me... apparently the majority of the population feels differently about keeping up with important account info
or even just important contact info

Washington, James R [3:07 PM]:
important schmeortant, it doesn't matter unless I can steal your identity
*Goes rummaging through your purse and pulls out his wig*

Thompson, Brittany P [3:14 PM]:
hmmm
i think they might notice you aren't me
i mean the likeness IS astounding, but there are a few subtle differences that they might notice

Washington, James R [3:16 PM]:
nah, no one would notice till they try to get me into bed

Thompson, Brittany P [3:17 PM]:
LOL

Later more:


Truman, Jake A [3:14 PM]:
WHATS IN THESE WAFFLES GIR?!!!!!!!!???????

Washington, James R [3:15 PM]:
Piggy.

Truman, Jake A [3:15 PM]:
ride the pig gir! RIDE THE PIG
oh man
i got invader zim on the brain
not good
"customer, your computer is crap. im gonna sing the doom song now...."

Washington, James R [3:30 PM]:
THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENING!

Truman, Jake A [3:31 PM]:
lol
"they gots peanuts and soap in em!"

See above:


Truman, Jake A [8:44 PM]:
rofl
you missed it again
dude you gotta work on looking quickly

Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
no
lame
lamesauce
LAMESAUCE!

Truman, Jake A [9:06 PM]:
that's me

Washington, James R [9:08 PM]:
ZOMG! JAKE JAKE QUICK! DON'T LOOK! QUICK! REALLY! DON'T LOOK! oh no.. you looked.

That is the jest of the day's conversations.

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posted by The James @ 1/20/2008 09:43:00 PM   0 Comments

13 January, 2008

Work time chats=weird...

Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
james james james
dont look at this chat
omg
look at the customer!
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
AHHH
stop
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
what no!
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
you're distracted!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I hate loooking at customers
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
QA!!! QAAA!!!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I'm beyond distratced by your bad hair
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
*GASP&*
*WHEEZE*
*DIE*
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
/smack
with a large trout
Truman, Jake A [7:34 PM]:
/keelover
with a large thump
Washington, James R [7:35 PM]:
/shoot with a flashlight burning laser of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Truman, Jake A [7:35 PM]:
/dang
Washington, James R [7:58 PM]:
hey, quick, give me something I can throw at you
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
Will you buy a couple beach balls for us?
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
we so need them
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
are we gonna start a team amsters volleyball league?
masters*
Washington, James R [8:27 PM]:
yes.
yes we are.
Truman, Jake A [8:27 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
I just told Amy as such
Truman, Jake A [8:28 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
Masters, Amy [8:28 PM]:
We can do that. IF we get balls for it that can't damage monitors, other hardware... people...
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
Think we can get howard to build us a volleyball sand box by the generator to accompany the super gym?
Masters, Amy [8:29 PM]:
Only if people agree not to wear underwear in there... or had you heard about that e-mail?
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
I... had not heard about that one...
Masters, Amy [8:30 PM]:
There was a female here who was working out in just a pair of shorts and a sport bra in there. Someone complained. So Howard sent an e-mail out forbidding people to wear underwear in the workout room.
Go commando or go home!
Truman, Jake A [8:45 PM]:
rofl
Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
I don't see you rolling on the floor
but at least you're laughing...
Truman, Jake A [8:46 PM]:
you missed it
i roll quickly
Washington, James R [8:47 PM]:
oh, dang
that's it, I'ma installing my own spy cams in here.
Truman, Jake A [8:47 PM]:
roll quickly, laugh quietly, that's my motto
just use the cameras that are already here
itll be great

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posted by The James @ 1/13/2008 08:48:00 PM   1 Comments

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