I'm a Gecko, Stop Calling me!

Me : I need you to restart the computer

Sub: "How do I do that?"

Me : ...

Me : ...

Me : ...

Sub: "Are you still there?"

Me : Yes. I need you to turn off the computer and start it back up.

Sub: "How do I do that?"

Me : ...

Me : ...

Me : You'll have to contact your PC Manufactuer for assistance with that, we're internet support, not computer support, kthxbai.