"We use our cellphones"

When I ask you for your home phone number, and you tell me "We use our cellphones," listen to what you just said. If you only use your cellphone, then that is in fact your home phone.

Better yet, listen to how stupid you sounded when you said that. I think that line itself stopped being funny after 1997. The James is killed by your sad sad joke.



Fuck Yeah! Go Dark Knight go Dark Knight, it's your birthday wootahg! I was a little worried about Heath Ledger at first as The Joker, but after seeing some screen shots and audio samples, and the above video I feel much better about this choice.

Please, oh please please please, can you short people not use the taller urinal? Do you know how difficult it is for a man of my height to bend down and straddle a short urinal to ensure one doesn't piss all over himself or the floor? If the flushing mechanism is the same height as your chin, you're too short to use it. If your balls are touching the bottom of it, you're too short for it.

Friend of mine has been running her own site for a little while now, (NSFW) UndressJess.com, you all should go join and show her support! NOW! I DEMANDS IT!

So who wants me to do a photoshoot with them? Hmm? Come on, it'll only cost you $500.00/day or not...

I think I'll end this with a smile.