Elevator manners
1) Do not throw your trash, food, gum, wrappers, condoms, etc.. on the floor in the elevator.
2) Do not stand right in front of the doors if you are waiting to get on. You may have 1, 4, 8 or more people trying to leave the elevator on that floor and your candy ass standing in the door way is not making it any easier.
3) Do not let loose bodily functions in the elevator, we do not want your germs and smells permeating throughout.
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5) Do not use the elevators in an emergency, duh!
6) If you spill something in the elevator, please report it to maintenance/security/the cleaning crew
7) Give me money
8) I like goths girls appearances, but hate their attitudes. Learn to be perky!
9) Cheese is wonderful
10) Don't be an idiot in the dag on elevator!!
posted by The James @ 8/06/2007 02:47:00 PM
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1 Comments:
Please include talking wussy-wussy coo-coo to your significant (or otherwise) other on your cell phones with an elevator full of people (even one). It's ok to fight with them - we like to think that anyone rude and inconsiderate enough to spout obsenities to their mates in such a closed-in proximity such as an elevator has it coming, and that's entertaining.
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