30 September, 2007

Those Anime girls don't make my pants tighter



Real life Anime girls are not sexy. NO! They're not, stop pretending they are! They're rather quite disturbing actually, with their non-blinking eyes, fingernail-less hands, oversized feet, hands and heads.

Even when they smoke, it's *shudders* that I get, freaky man!

Such emotionless faces. The movements, the actions, the feelings, the overall dreading feeling of doom! RUN! It's just not natural! ZOMG! Naturality, neutrality, beastiality, FATALITY! MORTAL KOMBAT!

But on the other hand, if the one below was an anime cartoon drawing, it would be pretty hot.



But I digest breakfest now. It is time for me to log in and take calls and sells more bullshit now that the Close Rate and Revenue Per Call has been raised. I haven't sold anything at all this "Operational Month," being the 22nd through 21st the following month.

CHICKEN POT PIE!

Ps... Ben10 Live Action Film!

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posted by The James @ 9/30/2007 10:43:00 AM   1 Comments

28 September, 2007

Envirolet?

Envirolet® Composting Toilets by Sancor™ are the most advanced environmental & economical sanitation solution for your cottage, cabin, home, RV, pool cabana, farm, yurt, basement, work shop, commercial application & more.


Envirolet!



So, there's this toilet that uses vaccum power to suck your waste out. Isn't this the same technology that's used in an airplane? Why hasn't this caught on yet? I know this company has been around since 1977, but I've never heard of them until just recently, how is that? Bah, whatever, it'll help the environment, help those with poor sanitary conditions, etc.. But nooooo, no help for you! Let use continue using conventional toilets that our 3 year old will continue to flush everything down in that'll raise our water bill by a couple hundred dollars.

Ps. Yes, I'm a fan of the "Hop in the shower, wet yourself, turn shower off, lather up/scrub/whatever else, turn shower on, wash off, turn shower back off" technique.

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posted by The James @ 9/28/2007 10:15:00 AM   2 Comments

27 September, 2007

Sexual Harrassment!

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posted by The James @ 9/27/2007 12:32:00 PM   0 Comments

Y2J

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posted by The James @ 9/27/2007 10:40:00 AM   0 Comments

26 September, 2007

Free Mac Mini

Okay, so yeah, I still don't have a computer, can't afford to get a new one, used one, or even to fix the one I have. But you know what, I'm sure you've seen these all over the place, the "FREE iPHONE!!" and "FREE XBOX360!!" ads on myspace, google ads, so on and so on, well... I looked into a bunch of them, looked for their BBB ratings, others experiences with them, and came to the conclusion that This One is legitimate.

Well, it's about as legitimate as can be with these sites. The only, and I mean only thing I have to do is get 16 people to signup for their site, they don't even have to complete an offer fully, just enough into the other site till it's verified my link and then you can cancel the other site, and a majority of them are free, if you've never used Fastweb.com before, just click on that one in the list that shows up, but you do have to use my specific link - http://www.macminis4free.com/default.aspx?r=912710 - and the 16 people must have unique email addresses, sign up from different networks. Easy right? Not really, I don't really know 16 people, much less 16 people on different ip addresses.

So, here's what I'm asking those of you who read this to do for me if you'd be so kind, and if not, don't worry about it, I'll just use Charter's internet to be online, till they remove our net access or I'm no longer employed there. What I'm asking is that you all sign up to this place, create a hotmail or gmail or whatever account if you're afraid of spam ya know? But sign up for their site, using the link I posted above, refer your friends or family to do the same, once I have the 16 people total signup then I'll be notified and I'll remove this post/link etc.. This site also has it to where I can earn money using this thing, but I don't really care about that, I just need a computer, preferably a mac, and this is a 2ghz 120 gig hdd 1 gig ram mac mini.

Hey, as least I'm not asking for you guys to signup so I can get a free ipod or iphone or mp3 player, I'm actually asking people to signup for something I need. Who knows, you might find something you like on there, I personally liked the deal they offered through blockbuster.com and the fastweb thing that helps to find scholarships based on everything about your life.

http://www.macminis4free.com/default.aspx?r=912710
http://www.macminis4free.com/default.aspx?r=912710
http://www.macminis4free.com/default.aspx?r=912710
http://www.macminis4free.com/default.aspx?r=912710

Please? Only 16 people? If everyone who reads this regularly (on average 4 of you) signs up and has three of their friends (Not in the same IP address/email address) sign up, that'll be 16 people, that's not much to ask is it?

Also, yes, I have verified this one is legit, as a friend of mine named Kristen did this same place about 8 months ago and got her mac mini within a month of the 16 people she needed signing up.

I will give all of you hugs?
Kisses?
A box of cheezits?

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posted by The James @ 9/26/2007 11:13:00 AM   1 Comments

25 September, 2007

Yowsa!

Wow, it's been a long time since I've "Blogged" (I still hate that term!) I missed pretty much all of last week due to being in ICOMS training again, for the fourth time. I applied for VAS and am expecting a call sometime this week hopefully. I re-saturated my Google Reader with a bunch of old Japanese sites I used to frequent often. So all in all, those coupled with other things I did last week meant little time for blogging and all that jazz.

I was browsing some different sites and blogs and what not, and decided I should like to do something else with this site insted of the layout I currently have. This is mainly an FYI so that if you see this go offline for a couple days or a week or do, do not worry. Mainly beacuse I just have way too much junk on one side, and the layout I currently have isn't easy to convert to having a left and right side to it. There's also some new technologies I want to impliment such as my oddcast persona, my nowlive casts (Which I will begin doing sometime after Halloween,) and pretty soon my Macintosh information and what-not.

So check it, Halo 3 was just released, and Jose "Charter Champ" Santini preordered and waited in line to get it, here is a video of him at GameStop waiting for it and explaining why he was doing it. Woo.



And that's about all for now, adios ya'll!

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posted by The James @ 9/25/2007 12:01:00 AM   2 Comments

15 September, 2007

Tattoo Charlie 1951-2007

The world is just a little bit sadder today.

Tattoo Charlie dies at age 56 from a "Sudden Illness." More information is also available on Fox 41's site as well. Visitation will be held at Owen Funeral Home on Dixie Highway today and tomorrow.

I've met the man a couple times in my life, and he was always a happy and jolly man, the perfect Santa Calus to say the least. In his passing there is a sadness as he was one of the biggest donaters to various causes in the area, and he helped to start the Toys for Tots program.

My father got a tattoo from one of his main tattooists at the Berry Blvd location for fathers day several years ago. I myself got a labret piercing done from Tattoo Charlies over on the Preston Highway location by Outer Loop.

One of the most intriguing things about Tattoo Charlie's shops that always stood out to me is how clean they are, and their commitment to consistency, cleanliness, and values. Sure you may have been angry at them for not tattooing that skull on the back of your neck, but when that other place did your chances for career advancement dropped about 97%. Charlie Wheeler knew this, he had standards that kept him going and very well respected in the region. Not only with lovers of tattoo's, but also those who would never get one but knew if their son or daughter did then Charlie's was the place to go.

Charlie will live on, while you wait.

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posted by The James @ 9/15/2007 10:13:00 AM   0 Comments

14 September, 2007

Galight Festival

The Jeffersontown Gaslight Festival kicked off with a wimpy parade, a crappy band playing, and the roads being blocked off, go team!

Don't get me wrong, It is definitely a fun event and I highly recomend that anyone who can attend it to please do so because it is that much fun. I go to it every year, I buy things, I enjoy the food, the beer, the music and the comrodery, tre magnifique.

I'll be heading out there Sunday, I won't spend any money myself since I don't have any, but I will still be around taking pictures and having a good ol' time. Feel free to hit me up, just what ever you do, don't sex me up okay? That is unless you're a hot lil mama and don't mind hooking up with me for a fun romp through the playballs at Chuck-E-Cheese's.



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posted by The James @ 9/14/2007 07:25:00 PM   0 Comments

Appointments after your appointment

If you're going to schedule an appointment for something after your scheduled cable appointment, try not to make it start exactly when your cable appointment time frame is over okay? If we tell you your appointment time frame is 8-12, it is very possible our tech will arrive at exactly 8AM, so be awake. It's also highly likely they may show up exactly at 12:00 PM, so don't schedule anything that you can't make within 45 minutes to an hour past 12:00. I know you're all used to the "It's all about me" mentality, but seriously get over yourselves, you are not great, you're not even the same speck of useless dust as the rest of us. If you make an appointment at the doctors office, you make sure you're there on time, sometimes you even make sure you're early right? Bully for you! but what happens when you're late to that appointment? That's right, you're either cancelled or bumped back to a later time frame. Same thing with our appointments, you're not there then we'll bump you back behind the other 45+ appointments in the area we have that same day, or you'll have to reschedule to your next available date. Boo hoo, get over it and accept the consequences of your actions. What? You're going to contact the BBB about us? Good for you, then when we speak with them, we'll show the records were we put 5 door hangs at the house, 32 precalls all not answered, and so on so on, who will look like the idiot then? YOU! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! STOP LOOKING AROUND BECAUSE IT'S YOU WHO WILL LOOK LIKE THE IDIOT IN THIS SITUATION!!!

People, please, if you borrow money from a friend and promise to pay them back on an exact date, don't make excuses, please just do it. Due to two people I thought were my friends borrowing a total of $240 from me, and them not paying me back last Friday like they promised, I bounced checks and had overdraft charges resulting in me being -900+ at the bank. Now it's payday, and I'm still -350 at the bank due to them still not having paid me back. My whole paycheck of $800 went to cover the overages, but I'm still getting penalized by my bank for being over drafted.

I know I keep having financial issues, and I have been trying my best to recover, but my niceness and want to helping of others has hurt me again. It's not that I'm bad with money, I'm just bad with people. I found some bills on the sidewalk the other day, and I used that to buy a bunch of 60 cent rice packages and 30 cent noodle packages. Enough to have one a day for the next 4 weeks so I can pay the phone bill and electric and rent.

I was so depressed this morning I was tempted to leave Charter after dropping Norma off and offing myself. I know it doesn't solve anything in the long run and hurts more than it helps. It's just that I'm so tired of dealing with the people who claim to be my friends but never come through in my time of need, dealing with a work environment that is hostile and threatening to my personal beliefs. Always changing the rules, always asking more of it's people who have already been bled dry, terminating those who truly help people in favor of those who don't help people but sell them more bullshit that they don't need.

I tried being one of those people earlier this month, selling selling selling and minimizing my helpfulness, but it made me sick to my stomach, made me hate myself. I was lying to the customer just to get them off the line as quickly as possible while also offering them new and exciting products that blow.

Yeah, my life sucks, it's not the worst, but it's not the best. Yes I've been stuck in a depression for the past couple years, I hide it well, usually almost always smiling, going to work, playing around and being happy. This is because that's who I want to be, who I used to be, but not how I feel inside. I've tried calling the lifeworks hot line, it never really helped. I've attempted to contact various support centers, but none I can afford, none I want to spend time at, especially if I can't be 100% certain Charter would give me the time off on FMLA. Even then I can't afford to do it since I don't have enough time to cover the days I'd be out and still afford to live and pay costs.

If you use the restroom in a public place, flush the God-damned toilet, and wash your dirty dirty hands. Look at it this way, someone brings a thing of hotdogs in to work and boils them up for you, they're using their bare hands to move the hotdogs in the bun after they've cooled for a minute on a papertowel. Where have their hands been? Did they just finish wiping their ass with their bare hands and then used a paper towl to clean them? Were they holding thier dick in their hands pissing all over the seat and fingers, and then wiped it off on their pants? How many people did you go bother, move things around on their desks, type things on their keyboards, who are now touching your dick because you neglected to wash your hands? Disgusting isn't it? So get off your high horse and clean yourself before you leave the rest room. If I see one more person leave the bathroom with the toilet unflushed or without washing their hands I swear I will go off on them until they run home crying in a puddle of their own urine and feces.

I really have nothing else at this time.



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posted by The James @ 9/14/2007 11:36:00 AM   0 Comments

10 September, 2007

OSAMA!

OH SHIT! Osama bin Laden has released a new video as seen below! Praise Allah!

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08 September, 2007

"It's your PC"

Ugh..

Okay..

Yeah..

I keep saying this, but no one listens...

If I say it's your PC, it's your PC. Don't sit on the phone and argue with me about it or ask "What if I do this, what if I do that?" Because it doesn't matter what you do, unless what you do gets you online. Once it's a PC issue, it's out of my hands, I can not advise you on what to do next. Yeah, sure, I most likely know what you need to do next, but Charter doesn't train me on this, therefore if I am wrong, or something else happens because of what I told you to do, Charter can be held liable. Not only by the consumer.. The Consumer is you, duh.. But also by Microsoft and/or your PC manufactuer.

But on the other end, if my lead is so stupid that they don't pay attention to what I'm saying about the "421 Service Not Available Connection to Host Lost" error message coming on the command prompt and from a telnet session, that they keep saying it's an outlook issue, then I understand your want and/or need to come shoot us all Mr. NRA Charter Customer.

Oh hey, btw... Hummers are not offroad vehicles, they're meant for the long haul on flat surfaces, or some minor sand dune, plus they are easily destroyed with the generic consumer model.



Lol'ed, burned.

I was considering going out of town every other week on Tuesday-Thursday, since I have those days off, and since financially I'm starting to become more secure, I can afford an extra tank of gas to go out of town to relieve stress. The fortunate thing about this is, that since I use Blogger (owned by the great God Google,) Prais Google, I can upload pictures, video, and posts while on the road. So when I'm outs and abouts, yous alls can enjoy in my moments of rapture as well :D No, no porn, no nudes of Norma, other people I meet along the way, or of myself, sorry to disapppoint.... myself.... muahaha. ha. ah...ahhh... CHOOO!

People here in the 'Ville are too prude. We think we're setting the pace and advancement of art and librelism and faith and so on and so on, but it all comes down to the same old thing all the time. We think we're pushing the envelope but if there's nakedness in any way or defiling the Church or Chrisitananity then God forbid it's shown in Louisville. We're lucky we even have a half-assed pathetic Tattoo Convention and that Easy Rider's comes here at all. Meanwhile places like Miami and Las Vegas and Chicago and LA and Atlanta etc.. etc.. hold Sex conventions, AVN award shows, Fetish conventions and so on. I'm not saying I'd go myself, but I would heavily promote it as an expression of ones self to want to flaunt it, not matter how ugly or stupid it is, but knowing the 'Ville here, someting like that will never officially take place.

Yet, I'll look at Craigslist personal adds and I see where people get hotel rooms and advertise an Orgy here, a whipping session there, and other things I don't care to mention here. I bet if something like this would take place in Louisville officially, then there would be a lot of people who would love to go, but not many would since they don't want to appear "Odd and perverted" to their friends and family, thusly causing any such convention to fail. I personally would go just to meet n greet and get to know and what not, but I wouldn't buy anything, do you kno whow expensive sex things are??? ZOMG!!! Just check out Adam & Eve if you don't know what I'm talking about, everything in the sex biz is muy expensivo!

It has recently come to my attention that a Mr. Michael is not longer at Charter as well, go team TTM!

I feel like BBQ'ed Quail tonight.

Anywho, end of my shift now, ciao till I get home my niggas!

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posted by The James @ 9/08/2007 10:05:00 PM   2 Comments

07 September, 2007

Jamie Foxx hates you!

Jamie Foxx hates white people.. Well, he hates everyone actually! :o What a diva!

I mean, I do the same thing, I have my bodyguard keep people from getting in the elevator all the time, even when I'm not there. Also by bodyguard I mean my pet cricket, he's loud and annoying. But to do it at every floor without at least stepping out to do a bad "In Living Color" joke is crap! I crap on you Mr. Jamie Foxx!

I have become very unhappy with life, my job, my existence. I would like to go and disappear and re-start anew. New identity, new life, new people, new area. That, or just become a mountain man, a guy living in the wild, doing odd jobs to get by, like The Hulk, only more realistic.

How was everyone's Labor Day? Mine was spent doing nothing, absolutely nothing. I worked 4 hours, went home to no Internet, abismal TV, and hungry animals. Good news, I'm starting to come out of my monetary slump, and I'm "." this close to cancelling Insight TV and going with Satellite, woo!

What kind of orginization goes crazy over you being outside their alloted 30 minute break adjustment time? Especially considering they moved your break on you in the first place just so they can do some sort of crappy meeting with a guy in a crappy costume? Oh wait, I know who!!! It's Charter!! YAY!

Fuck you Charter, seriously, Fuck you. You're raising the Close Rate requirement to 7%, the Revenue per call to $0.95 and you won't fucking give me 4 minutes? Go piss yourself further in debt you piece of shit company of a hell hole.

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posted by The James @ 9/07/2007 06:04:00 PM   1 Comments

03 September, 2007

"Not enough bandwidth"

"I know what's in the ground, I surveyed it"

"Somethings gotta give"

"Charter has a monoply"

"Is that all you can do for me? Tell me I already have an order open for later today?? Well I don't be there buddy, they'll have to fix it themselves!"

Dude, shut the fuck up, you haven't called us but twice in the past 3 years, obviously it's not that important if you're only calling me. I don't care if it's really been down for 6 months, you are only now calling therefore you're getting the same treatment as someone who has been down only 5 minutes.

If you're so sure you know what it is, why don't you jockey up the pole and fix it yourself, install your own amplifier or run your own lines. What? You don't know how to do that? But I thought you said you knew what the problem was? LIAR! I AM CALLING YOU OUT MISTER! YOU'RE A LIAR!

As the story always goes, be nice to the person on the line, buy a product they offer, and you'll get the best service. Be rude and buy a product, you'll get get mediocre service. Be nice and don't buy anything and you'll get good service, be rude and don't buy anything, you won't get any service at all past the point blank truth that we won't fix your digital camera's issue with connect to your linux desktop. And no, our tech coming out to take a look at this won't do it either, since they're Cable technicians, who resolve... *GASP* Cable Line Issues!??!?!?



Don't forget about Justin Timberlake's performance on HBO tonight at 9PM Eastern time, call your cable or sattelite provider now!

I wish Pickle had an RSS feed so people could find out easier when I update that site, I know Youtube has one, but the video's I send from my phone have to be uploaded first to my computer then uploaded to youtube because they're larger than the 300k MMS limit. I think I shall go email pickle now about that :)

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posted by The James @ 9/03/2007 11:57:00 AM   0 Comments

Labor Day

It's labor day people, stop calling me! There is no reason for you to be complaining to me about not being able to get online. Go out, visit friends, talk with neighbors, hire a hitman to take out your ex.

Come on, something, anything other than calling me to complain about it being down and us not being able to get to you on this holiday, especially if your windows 98 machine is only listing PPP and AOL Dialup Adaptors, and not an ethernet connection.

Yes I know that was a run-on sentence, so shutup! >:O

Oh, death btw, is totally awesome-o.

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posted by The James @ 9/03/2007 10:49:00 AM   0 Comments

02 September, 2007

There..

Has not been a single interesting thing for me to write about, none what-so-ever.

But I do have another complaint..

1) Hi Charter, I would like to be installed for your internet service!

2) Hi Customer, thanks for calling, let me set you up an appointment, here we go, Tuesday, 8-12.

3) Thanks Charter, I'll be there, have a great day!

4) Installer shows up, customer is present.

5) Customer, do you have a PC here?

6) No Charter, I don't, did I need one to get the internet installed?

7) ...

8) ...

9) We'll have to reschedule for when you have your PC here kthxbai!

On a side note, I think you all should totally play this game.


Drift 'n' Burn 365

Play Games
at Shockwave

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posted by The James @ 9/02/2007 12:04:00 PM   0 Comments

Myspace Maps