For the love of..

God, please understand that if you can get your email, then the Internet is working. If you can't pull a website up, there is obviously something going on with you're computer or your router. HOW FREAKING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND!??! Get the hell off my phone and think about that for a minute?

Again, another car reference...

You start it up and to start to drive, your new 30" rims begin rubbing your wheel-well and makes it practically impossible to drive. You now decide "HEY! I should call Ford and tell them to make their Escort's wheel-well bigger for me right now!" When instead you should take those unnecessary rims off and go back to something that'll fit.