Charter keeps you warm

And fuzzy on the insides.

I'm lazy, but not too lazy

Took me over a year to go from post 140 to post 200, but in less than a month for 2008, I've accomplished 33 posts. It comes and goes I guess eh? Some months I'm a busy lil rabbit, other's I disappear completely for months on end.

DOUGH!

Seriously, some sort of doughy substance is wreaking havoc in a sewer system in Maine.

Oh, and I can't walk you through restoring you computer, again, for the nineteenth time, sorry. No, stop asking me, seriously, I won't do it. STOP ASKING ME! Stop it! No! You put your pants back on! I don't care what that mole looks like, I'm not a doctor! Well, I mean I am a La-uuuuuuuuuuuv DokToR, but not for you honey.. mmmm mmm, nu uh, no way.

Macintosh's

Please, do not get one if you won't learn how to operate it. Even my uncle, who didn't have a computer at all until within the past two years, took the time and effort to learn how to operate a Macintosh when we got it for him, so his issues with having viruses repeatedly would be resolved.

It's not that Mac's don't get viruses, it's just harder to get them.

We're out...

But not safe! Aiieee!!!

Rules of escape

Can he make it out alive?

Information center

Anything you want to know?

Bag holder

Watch out or you'll become one too.

The Wal-Mart hunter

Clothes shopping at wal-mart

Do what with a knife?

Jorge talks about knives, blowjobs, and being gay.

Jorge loves catsup!

Yes, yes he does!

Whaaa?

Your lack of tp disturbs me young padawan.

Ewww..

I am so disgusted by Charter that I must wear surgical gloves in there now.

I know this..

I know I'm the third, fifth, eightenth person you've talked to, please don't tell me, as that's a moot point and has no bearing on the issue at hand. SHUT UP! I'll freaking stab you in the left ventricle if you don't stop telling me stuff that doesn't matter at all! ARGH! DIE DIE DIE!

Buttered flying carpet!

Would you like your flying carpet with or without Butters ma'am?

Alex loves Bio-Dome

and wants to have Paulie Shore's babies.

Who is Brain?

THIS IS BRAIN! AHHHHHH!

ANGRY VIDEO BLOG!

Oh I am so angry!!

Another lame contest.

Heath Ledger is Dead!

What the hell are they gonna do about the Joker now?!?

Click here for more information.

This one has the consistent most up to date information.

On that note

About how much charter blows, here's an addendum with a new policy change. Charter, world's worst cable company and tech place to work.

Hi folks,

Some of you may have already heard about this (smoking area gossip), but since I’ve been having trouble getting team meetings lately, I wanted to make sure you all got the news.

Effective 1/22, we will be changing the way we calculate our staffing. It will be based more strictly on the number of calls we expect to get. This is good news—we will be able to address anticipated queues faster.

As a result of this change, we will not be able to allow any break or lunch adjustments. We will be changing the “meets expectations” requirement in compliance to 95% as a result. This will give you about a 20 minute cushion each day, on a regular eight-hour day with no meetings or big exceptions. For ten-hour shifts, it’s 25 minutes.

Additionally, it may also mean that your breaks and lunches are not at the same time each day. It will be very important for each of you to check Aspect daily at the beginning of your shift. In some very rare cases, we may also have to move your breaks and lunches during the same day—if this happens, you will receive an e-mail. Thus, it will also be very important for each of you to keep your e-mail open.

I recommend that each of you set up a reminder for each break and lunch in your Outlook calendar, for each day that you work. Check your Aspect at the beginning of the shift, and move your break and lunch reminders so that they match the times you are scheduled. This way you get a pop-up reminder to take those as scheduled. Let me know if you need help with this.

What it means for me is that I can’t make changes to the length or start/end times of meetings and 1on1’s. I also have to have some things for you all to do in the event WFO informs me that I have to take people off the phones at a certain time. I will be working on a list of activities for this purpose—send me any suggestions you have.

Shoot me an e-mail if you have questions. I will cover this in team meetings and 1on1’s this week as needed.

Thanks,

Name Removed

So, anyone who has job offers for Norma or myself, please contact us ASAP at wasituna+job@gmail.com

Charter blows

Three minutes, that is their fault and error. Three whole minutes, and they destroy your life.

ARGH! Another day, another foray into ID10T errors

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
"There's no way I entered that key wrong!!! F YOU F YOU!" Does your key start out with cb79 ? "....................no...................." Then you entered it wrong

Brooks, Camron L [11:29 AM]:
lol

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
30 minute call over that.

"I need you to read me off the entire list of your add remove programs"

Can't you just tell me what I need to remove?

"No, because there are millions of programs out there that are anti-spyware/virus/etc.. therefore I need you to read me off this list."

Wouldn't it be easier for you to tell me what I need to remove?

"Not until you read me off that list"

Why not?

"Because I don't know what's on your pc."

Why don't you?

"Because that's your pc, not ours."

AOL toolbar, Aol Computer checkup, Google Toolbar, Limewire, Liveupdate, Internet Security 2006, Security Scan, Yahoo Toolbar is what she had on there

Brooks, Camron L [11:53 AM]:
good stuff
no bonzi buddy?

Washington, James R [11:54 AM]:
no, I wish though, I haven't seen that in years
an ex gf of mine had it, she loved it, I hated it, and broke up with her because of it.

Later that day:

"I would click on that, and these things would show up" What things, and where are you clicking? "These things on this thing I clicked"

Truman, Jake A [12:03 PM]:
lol
wow
thats really impressive

Washington, James R [12:08 PM]:
can I notate an account as stupid?

Truman, Jake A [12:09 PM]:
thats one of those "this is my last day at charter" kinds of things
if i could have my way, we would all get to rate customers, rather than notate accounts
Friendliness: 3 Stupidity: 8 Completely Inane Statements: 76

Washington, James R [12:10 PM]:
ohhhhh.. that's the most awesome thing I've read all week, and it's only sunday!

Still later:

Truman, Jake A [2:45 PM]:
lol
worst logic ever: "well the computer says it can't read the USB adapter. but the rest of the computers aren't ahving trouble reading it"
what is her POINT?!

Washington, James R [2:48 PM]:
her point is her pc can't read it, therefore she solved her own problem
it just hasn't dawned on her yet.

Truman, Jake A [2:48 PM]:
it hasn't

Even later:

Thompson, Brittany P [3:05 PM]:
lol
yea i have my credit card number and everything memorized
but hey, that's just me... apparently the majority of the population feels differently about keeping up with important account info
or even just important contact info

Washington, James R [3:07 PM]:
important schmeortant, it doesn't matter unless I can steal your identity
*Goes rummaging through your purse and pulls out his wig*

Thompson, Brittany P [3:14 PM]:
hmmm
i think they might notice you aren't me
i mean the likeness IS astounding, but there are a few subtle differences that they might notice

Washington, James R [3:16 PM]:
nah, no one would notice till they try to get me into bed

Thompson, Brittany P [3:17 PM]:
LOL

Later more:

Truman, Jake A [3:14 PM]:
WHATS IN THESE WAFFLES GIR?!!!!!!!!???????

Washington, James R [3:15 PM]:
Piggy.

Truman, Jake A [3:15 PM]:
ride the pig gir! RIDE THE PIG
oh man
i got invader zim on the brain
not good
"customer, your computer is crap. im gonna sing the doom song now...."

Washington, James R [3:30 PM]:
THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENING!

Truman, Jake A [3:31 PM]:
lol
"they gots peanuts and soap in em!"

See above:

Truman, Jake A [8:44 PM]:
rofl
you missed it again
dude you gotta work on looking quickly

Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
no
lame
lamesauce
LAMESAUCE!

Truman, Jake A [9:06 PM]:
that's me

Washington, James R [9:08 PM]:
ZOMG! JAKE JAKE QUICK! DON'T LOOK! QUICK! REALLY! DON'T LOOK! oh no.. you looked.

That is the jest of the day's conversations.

Jake the amazing!

Jake loves his customers. I hate his customers, and Randy sells to all of his. I want some orange juice too.

Fun with fake Yahoo people (NSFW)

Below is a conversation I just had with someone on Yahoo, no idea what their goal or issue is, but I find it funna! By the way, don't take anything I say in here too seriously, it may or may not be how I honestly think. I was just trying my best to set them up for some odd scientific rambling on at some point. Oh, and check out some of the bad spelling on "her" part.

Katie Davis: hey~

Wasituna: heya hiya

Katie Davis: how are ya?

Wasituna: not too bad, just off work, how bout yourself?

Katie Davis: doing good,my sister,her fiance and her fiances dadis gonna try to attempt a threesome.

Wasituna: interesting, sounds like fun

Katie Davis: this is the 2nd wildest thing she has done sexually

Wasituna: oh? what's the first wildest thing, cause this is definitely kinky

Katie Davis: the other time was when me,her an ex b/f of hers where sitting in the back seat of my parents care(like 4 years ago) and my parents were up froont and we were going to the beach and her b/f unzipped his pants took his thing out and she puled the back of her shorts don ust enough andsat on his lap and they sat ther elike that for a good 30 minutes and then i heard him let out a lil groan for a sec.then she got up pulled the back of her short back up and he tucked in his dick zipped up and done

Wasituna: cool, that is hot, what brought about this threesome idea?

Katie Davis: yeah,lol her fiance wanted a threesome and she said the only way she'll have one is if his dad was the other guy so her fiance told her he'll go along with it if i (me) just sat here looking purdy and watched,lol so now the deal is since her fiance and his dad feel really weird and ackward bout it,she is taing her clothes off and told them she sit there for bout 10-15 minutes to see if they get horny enough to maybe attempt it and if not then at least they tried and her get her clothes back on

Wasituna: cool, video and pictures would make it a lot more fun and interesting

Katie Davis: she just got finished undressing and sitting there butt naked so i guess just wait and see if her fiance and his dad get in the mood enough

Katie Davis: those are of my sister

Wasituna: definitely hot, i'd agree to the threesome myself with a hottie like her

Katie Davis: so far her fiances dad is hard,just waiting for her fiance to get hard

Wasituna: lol

Katie Davis: i can't believe i gotta watch my own sister get nailed by her fiance and his dad,lol

Katie Davis: i can tel the dad is gonna be a wuicky

Katie Davis: quicky

Wasituna: too bad, I'd love to make it last all night long with a bod like that

Katie Davis: well,looks like the threesome is gonna work,her fiance is pithing a tent

Wasituna: good, too bad there isn't a camera to watch all this with, that'd be sexy and fun. If his dad doesn't last long, maybe you should get in there to take his place?

Katie Davis: yeah they are getting undressed,(fiance and dad) the deal is the dad goes first wit her while her fiance watches then after he finishes her fiance goes.they asked her bout the chances of pregnancy and they wanna risk it

Wasituna: kinky, I'd do it, nothing like a good cream-pie fucking

Katie Davis: her fiance was like dad ur willing to let my dad cum all up in that pusy of yours and kayla said hell yeah might as well enjoy it that and were trying to start a family any so ..

Katie Davis: i think her fiances dad is gonna enjoy her she is sitting on the couch and he is on his knees on the floor licking her pussy

Wasituna: sound arguement

Katie Davis: so, i guess the deal is since her fiance and her are trying to start a family just have fun starting it and not worry who's cum goes in there

Katie Davis: his dad just told her,damni can see why my son wants to marry ya,if you two were'nt daing i would wanna get involved with ya and she said to her fiances dad well,if the marriage does'nt work between me and ur on i'l date you

Wasituna: lol, that's funny, I can't blame him though, i'd date my sons ex-wife in a heartbeat, and I guess cumming in what I'm sure is a tight lil pussy on her shouldn't really matter then would it? After all it'll be the same base DNA any way, 25% guaranteed match in the sperm, 79% of the total DNA would be coming form the mother side anyway during the gestation period. It'd be really hot if you got down there a licked the cum out of her after they came

Katie Davis: yeah...

So cold

Even looking out the window at the parking lot I get an extreme chill, or is that the looming evilness at work?

And for those

Without youtube access, the direct link to the below video can be found here, so right click and save as okay?

Incredible Mr. Limpet!

Watch for the 5th head on Mount Rushmore...



Courtesy of my friend Alex.

Nikk & Dannychoo!

GOGO TOKYO DANCE TROOPA!

Robin!

Look! It's Robin Colbert, and she's a chef with immense powers! She can call forth a rainbow from thin air, and it will consume your soul.

Jorge at the storage unit

This is how exciting putting things in storage is!

Lunch timeeeea!

We ate at Jason's today, jealous? Sure you are, I know you are. What you gonna do about it hmmm? Bah, fine, don't be jealous, instead just don't worry, be happy.

Beijing Olympics 2008 Women

Taken from Mainichi Daily

Chinese women balance books on their heads and sheets of paper between their legs during an etiquette training class at a vocational school for the upcoming Beijing 2008 Olympic Games medal ceremonies' hostesses in Beijing, China, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2008. The polished young women practice proper posture by balancing books on their heads while squeezing a sheet of paper between the knees. The school the art of the perfect smile: one that reveals six to eight white teeth, a skill honed by spending hours in front of a mirror while carefully clasping a chopstick between the canines. (AP)

Is it just me, or are most of these Chinese women really freaking hot? Why are none of the Chinese women I know this hot? Do they just grow them genetically in labs and debut them at this time? I want a lab that can do that, but do it with a Nordic/Japanese/Russian/Indian/American Indian cross breed, then I shall create an army of tall athletic lightly tanned women who can belly-dance, are willing to do anything it takes and can survive in all kinds of conditions. THEY WILL RUE THIS DAY FOR ME! AHAHAHAHA!

Ghost!

Ahh! Theres a ghost in the Charter bathroom! What is it doing in there, and why the bathroom? Someone quick, come up with an interesting story about it.

Another glorius mroning morning working at Charter, and especially so today with the snow falling at a rapid pace, yay snow.

Work time chats=weird...

Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
james james james
dont look at this chat
omg
look at the customer!
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
AHHH
stop
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
what no!
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
you're distracted!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I hate loooking at customers
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
QA!!! QAAA!!!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I'm beyond distratced by your bad hair
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
*GASP&*
*WHEEZE*
*DIE*
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
/smack
with a large trout
Truman, Jake A [7:34 PM]:
/keelover
with a large thump
Washington, James R [7:35 PM]:
/shoot with a flashlight burning laser of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Truman, Jake A [7:35 PM]:
/dang
Washington, James R [7:58 PM]:
hey, quick, give me something I can throw at you
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
Will you buy a couple beach balls for us?
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
we so need them
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
are we gonna start a team amsters volleyball league?
masters*
Washington, James R [8:27 PM]:
yes.
yes we are.
Truman, Jake A [8:27 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
I just told Amy as such
Truman, Jake A [8:28 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
Masters, Amy [8:28 PM]:
We can do that. IF we get balls for it that can't damage monitors, other hardware... people...
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
Think we can get howard to build us a volleyball sand box by the generator to accompany the super gym?
Masters, Amy [8:29 PM]:
Only if people agree not to wear underwear in there... or had you heard about that e-mail?
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
I... had not heard about that one...
Masters, Amy [8:30 PM]:
There was a female here who was working out in just a pair of shorts and a sport bra in there. Someone complained. So Howard sent an e-mail out forbidding people to wear underwear in the workout room.
Go commando or go home!
Truman, Jake A [8:45 PM]:
rofl
Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
I don't see you rolling on the floor
but at least you're laughing...
Truman, Jake A [8:46 PM]:
you missed it
i roll quickly
Washington, James R [8:47 PM]:
oh, dang
that's it, I'ma installing my own spy cams in here.
Truman, Jake A [8:47 PM]:
roll quickly, laugh quietly, that's my motto
just use the cameras that are already here
itll be great

200! 200th post! Wow! I'm lame

That's right, #200.



And for #200, I give you all Sunshine, released on Blu-Ray and DVD this past Tuesday, 01/08/2008. Pick it up, go watch it, expand your mind.

Norma is awesome still. I still hate my job. I'm still better than you. I want to create my own still. I'll still be singing this song. Oh bla de oh bla da, life goes on.

Mike: Thanks for your google-ness, websites, and information for the masses.

Vicky: Thanks for the job information et al, it is totally awesome and I am going to email you later on about it.

Amanda: Thanks for getting it on with several other guys behind my back and getting pregnant and having me pay for the abortion, and taking my barely used bed and taking my TV, and offering me sexual favors for money because you can't hold a job, and for making me finally realize what a worthless piece of crap you were so that I could move on to my Wife Norma after how you did me so wrong in so many ways. I'm glad I was able to cut communication with you completely after offering to take your old car off your hands so that in return you didn't have to give me back my bed, my tv, or repay the $11,489.72 you owe me for putting me so deep in dept trying to bail you out all those times.

Charter: Thanks for making so many changes that were very poor business decisions, but not enough to make me walk-out yet, so that I could keep a job and continue to pay off my above mentioned debts. Also thanks for introducing me to the Mrs. Washington in my life.

Jeff Ball: Suck it, xbox360 is so much more of a weaker system than the PS3, stop being such a damned fanboy and judge a product on it's merits and capabilities, not just the fact it has 3 exclusive games that look good on a VGA 720p output since the xbox, until recently, didn't even have an HDMI output, and only 3 TV's for $1700 have VGA 1080p capability, and most xbox360 games aren't 1080p capable. Don't even get me started on the wireless issues, or the red ring of death (Even Best Buys' 360 suffered from that.)

Jorge: Thanks for being who you are, but please, learn to take care of yourself better. Cleanup, mentally, physically and your surroundings. Don't dream of things you can't acheive, don't look at the $200k+ houses. Don't wallow in self-pity and in aspirations that this girl you love 12 states away is always going to be there. Either move to her, or have her move to you, or meet eachother in a mutually agreed upon area. Take care of yourself number 1, once you've accomplished getting your life in order, then you'll have a better chance at reclaiming happiness and consistency through all aspects of life.

Lauren: Thanks for being Norma's best friend, but please grow up and gain some intelligence. Sure, you grew up in Jersey, went to a prestigious school and graduated college and all that jazz, but that doesn't mean you have the brains and intelligence to accomplish certain things in life, or to win a game of Jeopardy. There is social intelligence, which you have a minimal amount of. There are book smarts, with you have a median amount of. There are specialized smarts, which you have an abundance of for this or that. Having specialized knowledge doesn't mean you're superior to others. Sometimes I wonder if you even realize that's how you act most the time?

Norma: You're hot. I love you. Marry me again?

Dad: You're hot, I love you, thanks for trying to raise me to the best of your abilities, it musta worked good enough because I've never touched any drugs or even smoked a cigarette, and have always tried to strive to reach my best in life and liberty and love. To give to those less fortunate than I. Jare helped out a lot in those developmental years I'm sure, but none of it would've been possible with out you.

HLGG: Hi Hot Lil Goth Girl from 2001, the one who rode around with me in my hearse on Halloween, thanks, that's all I'll say XD (Some of you may know the story, for those of you who don't, too bad, won't be told again)

Donica: Thank you for allowing me to come walking in on you and the toothless Wal-Mart guy having sex when I got off work early and wanted to surprise you with a gift, and then denying anything was going on when I came by the Gas Station you worked at later than evening when my friend Allan was out of gas and needed assistance. Also thank you for getting pregnant and not making me pay for the abortion. I honestly do wish you would move on and get out of that bad relationship you have with him. If you come across this site, please contact me so we can talk again and try to clear up some things that happened in the past. I want to be your friend, you were my first love, and I hope again we can be good friends like before we started dating.

Insane Clown Posse: I don't like your obsessive fans, but I love your jive man.

The Laughing Man: I concur.

HBO: Your shows aren't worth $90/season.

Showtime: See above.

Valerosa: Rule 35. (Urban Dictionary.com)

Macintosh: Your stuff is pretty, but I don't want to pay $2,000 for a pretty *nix GUI. I could build a Hackintosh for a lot less that'll vastly out preform most Mac Pro's.

Charterx2: Thanks for keeping me employeed, even though I rant and get angry at you all the time.

Allan: I'm proud you have managed to keep a consistent job and a living space and the payments on your car. Keep up the good work man.

Guitar Hero: Stop wasting my time, I could be practicing a real instrument instead of your shenanigans!

Mayor Abramson: Stop taking land away from people.

White people: Give me back my land. I don't want your money, I just want the land back. I agree with the Lakota who succeeded from the US.

Black people: Get over it, until my people get our justice, you can just sit back down. I don't demean your plight, just that things should be taken care of in order from oldest to newest, and in this land, my people's plight is the oldest.

Charterx3: Please stop changing your policies for the worse.

Jake: You're crazy.

Randy: Give me half of your sales so I can keep my job.

Charterx4: Stop hiring girls who keep hitting on me, I'm married! I'm not even that good looking anywho.

Amber: You suck, you jobless person who doesn't have to deal with work anymore for the time being. I want to not worry about going to work so I can get personal things done, but alas, I'm too poor.

Ashley: Thank you for treating me like crap

Other Ashley: Thank you for also treating me like crap.

Third Ashley: Thank you for not treating me like crap, but also thank you for being consistently inconsistent when you wanted to hire me for a photoshoot, then declined, then accepted, then declined, then stated you didn't want to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided you wanted to because of the boyfriend in jail, then decided it was creepy, then sexy, then sexy and creepy. Next time I'm making you pay a retainer fee for each day you want to do it, and keep me from being able to to anything else those days.

Alice: Thanks for letting me take photos of you, they've received a real positive response from some other people who were looking to hire me, now if only I could make it out to LA and Chicago easily for them lol.

Hanna: Your blog amuses me, and it's one I can easily and consistently reply to things you write about.

Camron: d00d, you pwn, great shared feed.

Jen: You're annoying.

Michelle B.: You became a complete a-hole after you started entering the "Miss ________" contests, I used to be proud to call you a friend... Now I'm ashamed I ever knew you.

Tabitha B: You're kinda cute, but kinda disturbing, stop being a know-it-all though cause it's not becomming of you. Also clean up some, comming into work every day with a hangover and in sweats is not cute.

Tabitha E: You used to be my friend, but you changed, you're no longer the fun, loving and caring person you used to be.

Mr. Haire: You were cheated.

Brittany T: Even though I admitedly admit I would sometimes giggle and make fun of your face (I know I'm evil and I'm sorry lol,) you're still a pretty awesome and cool person, and without whom I wouldn't have stuck it through the TTM --> HSI retrain. You hould come camping and kayaking with us in July.

Rhonda: I'm still waiting for my captured firefly.

Warcraft: You stole too much of my useful time.

Amberx2: Stop trying to steal Norma away from me!

I have probably another 30 I could go through, but this list is long enough, and I'm tired after trying to write on it for two days. In closing on this 200th post, I would like to say Thank You to everyone I've ever known, becasue if I hadn't met you at the point I did, then none of this would even be possible.

Happy 2008 and beyond!

Morgan ated me!

She swallowed me whole, there was nothing left of myself at all. It was a sad day in the existence of James. Then I proceeded to fight my way out of her tummy during the great furball fight of 1878.

Cat defeats Allan!

Allan and Ohki battle it out for supremacy in the great war of "Whose leiderhosen was that anywho?" in 2008.

Snapple?

See, I told you, Snapple is everywhere, and I love you very much Snapple. You are so wonderful, to me, with cheese, oh can't you see, with the bees, and the trees in the pleiades?

Speak My language Sucka!

Ps..

Yes, I did finally get around to setting up my posts by email capability, wooo! oh.. and less than 5 more posts to reach 200! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

It's a cigarrrrrrro

Sometimes this job makes me want to take up smoking cigars so I can feel superior to the other sales monkeys lol.

Bingo!

Sales bingo! Go Charter go! I'm also applying for CB again in case this thing with Dish doesn't go through.

Yes, they're making us track sales in a bingo like way, super lame, but I did get 4 rgu's today. 5 more and I'll be set for the month, go team!

Oh, and those of you waving your bingo cards around cause you have a straight line (of coke,) it's not really that cool. You're just falling into the corporate machine muahaha.

Please stop beeping!

Stop calling me!! I don't know the answers! There is no balloon! Send me all your porn! Yes that software will conflict, no I'm not being pompous, yes I am better than you and yes I want to go into photojournalism.

Oh snapple..

Even though your not a picture of snapple, you're still my friend snapple.

Ps, I really hate customers who think they know everything just because we told you how to do something last time, when this time it's a completely different issue. Suck this you stupid woman who ran my handle time up 55 minutes.

If you don't know what the virus is, or what error you're getting, please for the love of God, don't call us until you have that information.

What programs?

Me : I need you to read me off a list of all installed programs on your computer from that screen.

Sub: "What list"

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I am..

Agnostic I believe.

I don't believe in God, nor do I believe there isn't a God. There is just existence. If there is a God, then it is unknowable in this space.

There is Cow.



Moo.

I'm a Gecko, Stop Calling me!

Me : I need you to restart the computer

Sub: "How do I do that?"

Me : ...

Me : ...

Me : ...

Sub: "Are you still there?"

Me : Yes. I need you to turn off the computer and start it back up.

Sub: "How do I do that?"

Me : ...

Me : ...

Me : You'll have to contact your PC Manufactuer for assistance with that, we're internet support, not computer support, kthxbai.

2008

Heres to the same crap in 2008! :D

And I know, I suck, I didn't reach 200 posts in 2007, but maybe.. maybe by the end of 2k8 I shall.

Long Live Chatzorilla.